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obviously need to be hyper more often! )

...If Yfandes ever finds out about the "Yfanders' Mare Service", she is going to kill you. As is leave you a big bloody mess. ...Don't worry, we wont let her find out. If she sees the ad, we just need to make sure she is too busy teasing Van about the first part to ever see the last line. And that probably wont take any effort on our part at all.

I adore this. Van mentions doing something like this in the books, I love that someone actually wrote the add! 3!

Pretty Funny.

May males call? Cos that would be perfect!

i cant breath that was awsome!

That was freaking awsome,dude. B-e-a-utiful. I really want to phone that #. Love it. It was so funny.

... XD XD XD ... *rolls around, then dies* thank you, I needed that.

... *looks around, picks up phone when nobody's watching, goes into the closet*

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*falls over laughing* AWESOME! U ROCK! I'm like that sometimes... stupid, odd, random... awesome. _ Love it.

ok you don't know HOW HAPPY I AM TO READ THIS! I'm not the only one who wouldn't mind seeing this ad in the paper! Score! You don't know how many people make fun of me at school for loving Van... *picks up phone, dials number* Love you!

*snicker* I remember in the book when Van was speculating on that...

?Hah?
Yes, erm, yes. Tasteless, but funny, nonetheless. Especially the anti-memory spell part.

Hello, 1800-I-WANT-VAN? I'd like to sign up for a day or two...
Goddess, is Van hot or what? LOL Actually I would really just get to watch him and Stef, but if it were Alberich as he was in Exile's Honor, then I'd be running to buy at double price! What do u think?

That was probably meant for females to read

Oh. My. *laughs* I WANT VAN! **gets the phone** *still laughing*