this story made me lol
a lot
"I have a penis" epic
"didnosaur legs" epic lol
I just laughed my way through that whole story, you make yuffie an awesome badas ninja chick, and vincent a hot vampire emo
...
I like vampires and emos

Okay, y'know what? This story just rocks. Rocks like...rock music and pebbles and jamming on my guitar to lameass 2003 songs. Yeah. That's about right.

It's not just the tone, or the pace, or the flawless way you worked those words to make me feel "That's Yuffie" and "THAT'S SO SAD DAMMIT" even though 'Yuffie' and 'SO SAD DAMMIT' are hardly synonymous. Except for maybe the DAMMIT.

It was this line that totally sold it for me.

""... time," he says, and he tips her to the ground and he kisses her.

"I hate what you do to me," he says, and he kisses her.

"I hate what you turn me into," he says, and he kisses her.

"I hate what you want," he says, and he kisses her: he kisses her, he kisses her, he tastes like green and he is kissing her until she is weightless and sudden and shocked."

Lines. Fine.

There isn't exactly logic to it, the way the words just splay themselves out and describe snippets here and there that a normal fic would just bulldoze through and describe with paragraphs of sub-standard shmuck. But that's what's fantastic about this. There IS no logic, because this IS Yuffie. This is the nonsensical rambling ninja that just swept off her feet and snogged by the most tragically tragic pseudo-vampire that walked this planet.

I love you and this piece and the fact that I've just sold my soul to join the Yuffentine clan. Oh shenanigan.

Love and Cookies,

MR

["I'm not. I do love you, you know, Vinnie Valentine. I love you love you love you."

"Yes," - and he smiles, and he breaks her heart with it, just softly. "I was once seventeen."

This is pretty goldarn awesome as well. Just sayin'.]

Oh my.
First and foremost: thank you so much for this story!
I'm so very in love with your Yuffie, the way you write her - so totally off the bat and so, so lovely.
Your prose is brilliant... I'm new to the fandom, but what I had read so far was rather disappointing in quality - and I'm just so happy there are such amazing authors like you writing FFVII fanfiction.
Thank you!

That last part was the best xD stealing his materia, mwahaha! No really though, I really like how you portrayed Yuffie, I think you got her spot on. Just about everything she said made me laugh to death and get strange looks from my hubby (now he thinks I am crazy! Ohs noes!) I really enjoyed it, thank you! ^-^

Wow, I…wow. Okay. Ahem. This has to be, by wide and far, one of the best Yuffie/Vincent stories I have ever read. The quality is simply spectacular, and the dialogue is so sharp and vivid that the characters may as well be speaking out loud. Yuffie’s quips are wonderfully, awesomely witty and intelligent. She’s got more personality in her pinkie finger than many characters, and I’m stunned by how well you’re able to write in her voice. This was just…wow.

I apologize for the totally lame review, but I’m really in awe of your skill. I could learn so much from you in terms of characterization and dialogue that it puts me to shame! Bravo! >:3 I am SO going to read your other stories and soak up the knowledge.

Thank you /so much/ for taking the time out to write this.

"I have no penis."
That cracked me up more than anything else up to that point. Good job.

I first read this when I was one month minus six days away from being eighteen, which I remember because I thought it was a cool coincidence. Since then (eighteen months later) I have been rereading it whenever I feel like reading something really beautiful. Yuffie's voice here is amazing - your Yuffie is in my top ten list of fictional characters - and this entire story is just terribly well-written. I loved your other fics, too, but this is the one I seem to come back to the most.

Christian Bale's velvety balls I'm late -- like a millenia and a half late! This is just... I don't even really read this pairing but... ohh HELL... I am just about dead. Bleeding awesome.

~SW

This is so original and funny. It's not the typical teen angst, but quite deep and complicated. I would have never imagined this pairing, but they fit well together. It's perfect.

AHAHHAHAHAHA I am going to have to laugh my ass off now. That was so funny. I love Yuffie. You have ruined other Yuffie fics for me now because they will never be as good as yours. Oh. Man. Great job.

Awsome!
10/10!!^^~

Yeah, this one-shot was *bitching-cool.* Period.

..Okay, no, not period, because I want to blather. :p

I love how you portray Yuffie in this. She is both random and witty, and hilariously sarcastic. That constrasted nicely throughout the fic with Vincent's glum gloom-and-doom, and made their interaction funny to read.

Yuffie's assertions (if you want to call them that >.>;;) at the beach made me snort, because they were so *out there* that it hurt.

I'll admit the ending left me a little disappointed, but I suppose it can't always be roses and sunshine and undead ninja babies. *sigh* Great ending line, by the way.

Superb one-shot, Guardian1. :D

~Koky

Wow! I love it. You captured Yuffie's personality flawlessly :D

With dialogue alone (and some personal thoughts) we can understand who these two people are. For that, I thank you. Excellent work.

"Simple and clean!!"

I caught that. ;] Wow, I read this a long time ago, but today I had this craving for Yuffentine fics, so I hopped on over to your profile {because your stories never fail to amaze me} and started reading.

Awesome, awesome one-shot. I love how you portray them both and--and just, wow. It's beautiful.