That was great! I think Tenten doesn't have a last name because she's an orphan..And Asuma! Shame on you! Lung cancer's gonna kill you!

Asuma: Lung cancer can take a number!

Ugh, ninja..average life expectancy of 26 and all that..Just one question: Why are there no Channukah celebrating ninja? You need to represent my peeps, or we'll smack you upside the head!

..Actually, we're not to good at that. But we'll stuff you full of gefilte fish.

xD That was hilarious! You got their attitudes down perfectly, they answered just like they rlly would.

yay .. something for a change to read about naruto fanfic.