Dude...YOU. ARE. MY. NEW. SAVIOR! While I personally don't hate Zelda at all, I like teh bashing as much as the next girl hahaha. plus, it helps that i DESPISE the LinkxZelda pairing...DEATH TO ZELINK! SALINK IS TEH TRUE WAY TO GO! Eheeheehee, thankies for teh lulz...I'm also hyped up on sugar right now =D
<3 Kagura

It...sucked. Really, it did.

If you... diss Zelda... ONE(!) MORE(!) TIME!

...

I'll personally come over to your house and hand you Osama Bin Laden so you can take in the bounty on his head. Then, peace would ensue and I could continue to read your genious!

For the love of God, you need to make more of these!

nice... loved that whole Shiek bit
i thought it was brilliant...

and by the way... who actually likes that Zelda anyway, i'm effin tired of her, she's just like Peach, always getting kidnapped or some ** like that... I like Malon!

and Saria!

You hate Zelink, you hate Zelda...

YOU ARE MY HERO! I LOVE YOU1 I HATE HER TOO! THE **!

THIS WAS HARLARIOUS! More please!

*gives you muffin and car and zelda voodoo plushie*

Man that story was pretty dan funny to read.

And yes I don't really care much for zelda anyways. See is one of the most useless videogame characters in any Zelda game. She just stands around tells storys, give items use magic in cutscenes, and thats it. I like also that you showed that zelda is such a spoiled brat, I kind of guess she was trying to look all so "perfect"

I would love to give ideas to it, but I am busy helping Digital Winter on another Zelda Fanfiction involving a Link/Ruto romance with action/adventure and some good humor. Personally for this story, I hope Link ends up with Ruto, even though it seems unlikely. But it make a neat non-traditional zelda romance.

Hope that if you ever had a chance, please continue the story.

That was great! I really think you should keep this going! It's way too funny not to!

I'm not going to flame but I will say first that I am a Zelink fan and I write Zelink.

However. I do agree that there are far too many "Love at first sight" fics, and this was a humorous and refreshing change. Of course, I never like to see my Link in any arms but mine...but...heh.

Very over-the-top, but very funny. I've never seen Zelda as that much of a brat, but it kinda makes me wonder. He ^_^;

lmao! OMG I loved it! So freaking funny! Burning Zelda's head...omg thats my dream as a pyro LXS fan...keep this up! I can't wait for the next chappy/story

God I just love this!! especially the "Joy to the world, our Link’s wed

We’re burning his bride’s head!*Dances in the fire and trows some gasoline* MAUAHAHAHA!

He turned into a widow

And he was still a kiddo

Let’s see what happens next

We’ll force him to—
PS: It's me Walverina lol just wanted to drop by and see jour fanfic

XD I like this. As a character, I like Zelda, but I know exactly where you're comning from with the whole too many Zelink fics. It annoys me to no end having to scroll through a mass of 'love at first sight' trash to find a decent fic that makes sense of the stories.

Brilliant. I loved how you showed how much of an annoying brat Zelda is. Looking farward to the next chapter! Keep it up!