This. Is. INCREDIBLE!
I love the randomness that just seems to consume everything in its path. I've noticed that you've started to stray from that path some. I support having an actual plotline to the story but keep up the randomness!

O.o
All I'm saying is WTF?? (not in a bad way)
The writing and style was nearly flawless (was for all I saw...)
and the story was funny.
Randomness rules!

Wow, you must have been pretty high to write this one! Does lemon pie really make people hyper? If it does, I'll have to try it sometimes. Keep up the good work!

Hugs and kisses,
The elves from the cookie factory in the giant oak tree.

I think you should make the men wear kilts as punishment so they know how it feels to be stared at as eye candy. Is my nose bleeding again?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! PLEASE UPDATE! STILL LAUGHING!!

Hahahahahahahahah!

If you run out of lemon pie, let me know and I'll make a pot of hot cocoa. (the real stuff, not the powdered trash)

SO funny!
i want more!