that WAS pretty funny. I already read the last Random Tales, and I see that you will continue to provide good, bloody entertainment.

Soren

xD epic win!

Sorry just have to say its going down hill again, I know with a fic like this you have to walk the Very fine line between reality and insanity but this is a little to much even for me. 7/10 for fic.

You've respiked my curosity with this chapter, the fics getting good again (in my opoinen). 9/10 for the fic.

Having the power to bend a Hellsing's reality to your will seems to have warped you a little. - But what the heck, I liked your Interview with Interga the best so far. 8/10 for the fic.

the jugular is not the largest vein.

Oh wow
that was good
seras falling into the shower with integra
i laughed so hard i cried

I got an idea that can help you get out of that cage. Just use a
cell phone and call one of your buddies to send help. Heck you
can even send Helena and have her use a rocket laucher or something
on Ingonito. Pluse put a curse on the major,like have the shits
big time. LOL.

I hope you update again soon. Good Luck.

[I bet you were expecting it to be Dr. Insane-O, weren't you?]

Well no, I was expecting it to be Alucard (or an evil clone.) I mean you used fearsome, creepy, and psychotic. First thing that came to mind: Alucard. Not Dr Insane-O, he's the good psychotic.

Any way, back to the main review.

I like this fic. There are some spelling errors and continuity errors (such as when someone with a German accent said "wery" instead of very.) But all in all, it's incredibly enjoyable. You presented the main characters in a comedic way (which I doubt I would be able to do, seeing as the Hellsing anime isn't one of the best sources for character.)

Dr Insane-O is just plain awesome. Really, the Jesus of Knives? Hilarious! Insane-O fits him to a T (or tee.)

Now, here is a song I have written for you, to mark the coming of the evil, African... mutant:

You better watch out,
You better not run,
You better not ask
'Cause I'm tellin' you son.
Incognito's coming some day, to slay!

Keep up the good work.

No~ Don't stop there
I wanna see more~ XD

Nice story.
I can't wait for the next chapter.
I just have one question, does "Angel Dust", exist or is just sometrhing that you have used for the Anderson Interview?
This is by far one of my favorite fanfics.
-Nightstalker1988

Okay... YOUr GEtting a REview fRom the great lord desh witat YAY lol sorry any way man i been reading your storys and my fav parts were alucard attacking yeh i starting laughing like crazy at the assitant thing and he popped up and said boo i know i probly saying this in wrong chap etc Burt im still a rookie at how to work this site but AWesome storys etc see ya

I LOVE YOU! *super hyper chocolate covered glomp* Your stories are really funneh X3 Keep writing ^_^

oh boy, poor you. A cage made of writers block, sounds like my school, especially in the case of art class... good luck then..

This. Is. HYSTERICAL. I love it! Can't wait for the next chapter!

-Alucard's Vampiress