LOL! Hilarious! Oh, and don't forget that one idea I told you about Seras teaching "Stranger safety" to a bunch of schoolkids with Alucard and Anderson "volunteering" with her.

I can't wait to see what training Anderson has for you, update soon!

I laughed till i was sick. Thatsa good thing.

That gets interesting! Lessons from Anderson another reason to Alucard to kill H... I can't wait for the next!

What are you waiting for please update these are so funny I have to read them! And I am glad that you liked my idea-UPDATE SOON!

Once again you are hilarious, I can't seem to PM you but I do have an idea for your next Hellsing Tale: Seeing how Seras was a cop have her do a safety presentation at a elementary school regarding "stranger safety" and have Alucard and Father Anderson come along to be her volunteers-and then have everything go downhill from there.

HUH? Huh? Huh? That would be awesome to see happen! Please update, I am so eager to see how you will fare under Father Anderson's teachings. LMAO!

LOL! That was funny when Anderson keeps running over people that "look" like vampires (or that one goth that strangely resembled Alucard from the back)HILARIOUS! :D

Oh writers block, never ever fun... nice Rip sending flowers from the looks of it... and lessons from Anderson looks promising

I got a feeling that this bodygaurd is going to be Fenrir Wolfsbane..

LULZ at Narbes morphine reaction and thanks for mentioning my name.

Ah Morphine, the sweet elixer of pain free living. The Jesus bling line made me almost choke in laughter, especially after you said that he really said that. Excellent addition, though would'nt being able to fight Alucard actually be worse cosidering he could get interested and pull out baskerville? By the way, I think it would be funny if girlycard made an appearance.

Jesus bling has to be the most awesome thing I have ever heard of, ever. An extremely hilarious chapter.

Cute as always :-)

- I can't believe your friend actually said that insanity! (Oh well, probably the reason why you call him Insane-O right?) It was pretty funny, anyway, give him my greetings :-)

"Morphine" I loved that part with Narbe.

- and things are really getting interestng, can't wait for more! ;-)

As I'm sitting here, eating Easy Cheese straight out of the can, I just about choke to death on it from reading that comment about the bling. Seriously. Wtf! That sounds like something I would say XD

I'd be more afraid of the letters than anything else at the moment.

Yeah sure, I can sell the tickets, I'm pretty sure it'll be a blockbuster if it got out that there was a Rip/Seras catfight going, or even better.. mud wrestle. Imagine that, huh?

ALRIGHT! More more more! mix beer w/the morphine...

hahaha. poor doctor freako. all the bayonettes. as usual, very funny bla bla bla. you've heard it all 3948 times, haha.