Can I worship you? Please? I wear I could barely breathe from laughing when I finished this one. Where's number 4 gone, though?

Cool. And poor Orieus. It stinks to see a decent side character warped into such ways. And seriously, Orieus and Susan? That's even more disgusting than Susan and Rabadash. And it takes a lot to do that. Makes me sick. :P

One quick question though, where's #4? This roman numeral says it's Canon Keeper 5. I know I'm not good at math, but I could have sworn that 4 comes before 5.

Hahahaha, awesome!

I've never thought of Susan and Oreius, mostly because they're not the same species and he never seemed to care that much about her in the movies. People actually do that? ICK!

Anyway, love this, as I have the previous installments. :)

OH! I love it! Get 'em, Canon Keepers :) :)

Thankfully I've managed to avoid reading any of the atrocious Susan/Orieus fics you're poking fun at here, but this was nonetheless HIGHLY entertaining. :D

I couldn't read all of this, it was too gross. You make an excellent point :) I like having Oreius in fics, but NOT smitten-with-Susan Oreius. Ew!

LOL. I LOVED the 'De-OC-ifier!' That was hilarious!

My goodness! XD I've never figured how Oreius/Susan could work either, and gosh, am I glad you feel the same way! _ It's just so...creepy! And yes, Oreius IS a very decent side character and doesn't deserve the thwarting he gets when turned into an OC by ignorant, deranged people! U

lol. Peter and Edmund were hilarious, too! U Goodness, they were so OOC, and it was hysterical! Peter "last line" was awesome, and I also loved it when he was compared with a thirteen-year-old girl! XD

Yes, Oreius could definitely be tried as a pedophile for 'preying' on Su like he was. XD

Was there a reason for the 'Susanrrounding' and the like in this? I thought it was funny, but what was the point of it? That Oreius's mind just revolved around Susan THAT MUCH? O.o

I just read LWW, and I don't remember...is the war camp really in the wrong place in the movie? How so?

Rock on! This was AWESOME! The part with Aslan was definitely icing on the cake! U *U*

Ever-so sincerely signed,

Shizuku Tsukishima749 :D ;D :) ;)

Nicely done!

ROFL.

"you-know-which-two" xD

I'm like, laughing so hard right now. I can't stop.

I'm going to be forever spreading my arms wide, tackling my brother and screaming "MY PUMPKIN!"

Thanks alot, thy Jealousy-ness. You've messed me up for life. XD

Ever yours,

-Monkey.

MY PUMPKIN!

Heh heh. The story is full of many chuckle-worthy lines, and I could only post a few or else I'd have the whole story in a review.

The last few words of the last line were performed with a little hopping dance and much thwacking on the side of her head. CENTAUR gapes.

SU: Ahem.

By this time, SU is already storming towards the camp. Oreius recovers himself enough to stride manfully (in a centaurish way) beside her.

OREIUS: (thinking) O, what a precious jewel the lovely Queen Susan is! And so enraptured—meek and awed—by my handsome presence!

SU: (thinking) This guy is getting really annoying!

And only one more, even though there are lots of hilarious parts:

PETER: (loudly) Oh! Su, you and Oreius must come inside the tent. (OREIUS steps inside.) Well, I guess Edmund and I are off to peel a couple of grapes and polish the buckles on our boots! Never mind planning the details of the upcoming battle and other similarly traumatic events, not to mention rescuing ourselves and all of Narnia from perilous fate. We’ll let you two have some—(snicker)—privacy!

I'm glad those Oreius/Susan fics seemed to have died at last. I don't know who's brilliant idea it was to write the first one. I don;t they exchange even two words in the whole movie. :)

ZAP! ha ha! Go Su!

"SU: (thinking) Come on, Su—COME ON! You know his name! Think movieverse! Argh! MOVIEVERSE!

The last few words of the last line were performed with a little hopping dance and much thwacking on the side of her head."

I can just picture that! I love those little notes.

"SU: Pumpkin. Now that’s endearing.

OREIUS: MY PUMPKIN!

SU: I was being sarcastic!"

I agree, pumpkin is not an extremely endearing name. Pumpkins are round and orange...they have their innards pulled out and their skins carved and then people put candles in them...then their innards are used to make pie, upon which is put whipped cream...

I loved the overexaggeration of OC Oreius's ancient English.

OREIUS: O, I doth—infact, methinketh I—

OREIUS: My lady, if I hath offendedeth youeth, I apologizeth most profuselyeth!

SU: (disgusted) Who taught you how to speak?

OREIUS: Buteth whyeth dostethist…

Also I liked how you stuck up for the perfectly good things in movieverse. "1.) The mutation of a movie’s character from a perfectly decent side-role..."

I am a huge fan of Susan/Oreius, and I can't believe I actually read this - but I'm glad I did! It had me laughing the entire time, especially at the "uncanonical fiend" and "methinketh" parts. I enjoyed reading Edmund's part as well, and Oreius' actions after he was "De-OC-ified" put the icing on the cake (however cheesy that may sound!). Great job making me laugh at something that I wouldn't normally wouldn't be caught dead laughing at!

Oh, I loved it. Though I've never read any sort of Susan/Oreius-fics, this was hilarious. Thank you so very much!

-BTLF