lol loves it do more please and could you make them funny and romantic please

i actually recognize some of these such as:

Being Late To School Has Its Good Points!

Old Men And Speedy Little Jerks

The Exploding Toliet

Get Outta My Car!

The Mirror of Truth

On The Run

Deadly Gas

You shoulda done one about the lady who had bought her daughter a gerbil that had gotten out of its cage while the woman was going down a road. The poor gerbil ran into the woman's shirt and the woman pulled over then rolled around on the ground to get the gerbil out. A guy drives by and sees her and thinks she's havinf a seizure so he jumps out of his car and tries to pin her down. Then ANOTHER guy comes along and thinks the guy's attacking the woman so he pulls over too, heads over to the guy and punches him in the face breaking his jaw.

LOL! OMG! I loved this one:

Why?

A philosophy teacher gave an exam with only one question: "Why?" and the only person to pass was Kurt Wagner with the answer of "Because."

And the 'anything at all' thing...lol! Me and my sister were cracking up from these. I think you should do more! MORE I COMMAND THEE! MORE!

I loved them they were really funny.

haha .. the test .. hehe .. that was an instant kiwi ad . very funny ..

DEAMON"S BOOK OF X-MEN TALE CLASSICS! Priceless. really good stuff, WRITE MORE!

I liked this I just had to say. That the church on fire thing, isn't actually an Urban legend, I saw it on TV the other day weirdly enough and they had all the people that were supposed to be their give an interview. Freaky but true. And it's strange that I know this.

This is hillarious, Dae. Keep going!

very good, and humorous... but.. You didn't put Lance in it! How could you? PLZ PUT HIM IN

_Finally, the kicked it one more time. Kitty yelled, "Potatoes!"_ OMG! That part was sooooooo hilarious. I almost couldn't stop laughing.

Kitty bashing is always good.:) I enjoyed reading these cute funny short stories, great humor! If only they would make quickie shorts in the comics like this for Evolution.

these r reallay funny stories. u got to read them

Yes yes yes yes! Freaky Urban Legends! Freaky Urban Legends!

omg, you are very very funny. I know you didn't make all of those up, but ty for posting them. i busted up laughing like 10 times!

heehee! of course! These r really good! must jave more...