Why do you never review? T_T Great story though.

This has got to be the funniest IZ fic I have ever read. Please please write more! *puppydog eyes*

This is, hilarious and really IC.
Plus, the IQ of a potato is blue.

the IQ of a potato is exactly 3.

anyway, this is bloody brilliant, please update! UPDATE OR ELSE, I SAY!

hahah this is great

wright more or suffer!

Zim: so im tallest now!
*sighs/groans*
Zim: REVENGE IS A COLD HARD BITCH THATS NOT WORTH THE MONEY PAID! JUST REMEMBER THAT!

They sawed off.
His thumbs.
...
WHAT THE SLAG?!

Ow.

Update man! THIS IS AWSOME! (:-P)

WHEN ARE YOU FREAKIN' UPDATING THIS!?! This is one of the most in-character IZ stories I've ever read-which means it is hilarious! I especially loved the part with the leopard-print thong guy (I still laugh every time I read that), it just seems like something you'd expect on the show. Completly random. So please, continue this.
Keep up the good work.
Zim'sMostLoyalServant signing off.

Ha. Irken/earth conflict pwns. :)

Yes, Purple is a whore...I guess...I liked drunk Dib. That was a good idea...I can't wait to see what they do to Zim.
^_^
Dlbn

Hehe. Another wonderful story. Pretty fun too. There are so many wonderful scenes like Zim running for his life … well his thumbs I guess and I just have this mental image of Red and Purple all drunk. Gosh, I can’t get that scene out of my head … oh, I can’t wait to see what happens next? I’m guessing the poor Tallest are going to have to cut their vacation short and probably never allowed on another one once the advisers find out what they were up too. ^_^

Did I miss somthing? Dose this have RAPR in it or somthing? Although cool story.