I don't know how IC was that drunk Saitou... but this fic was hilarious! It definitely brought out a few bouts of laughter on my end.

It does make one wonder... just how will Saitou act while drunk?

First and foremost, Saito does not shriek. And he can definatly beat Sano in a drinking contest. Otherwise it was alright.

That was GREAT! LMAO!

*giggle snort* Very funny! I especially loved "Saito Hajime, redefining the laws of bowel movements." Can't wait for more!

Heh. Couldn't figure out whether it was AU or not - they were celebrating the New Year by the Western calendar and drinking out of glasses, but otherwise...aah, who cares? He WAS pathetic, which I don't exactly like. XD And you made him a liar. I always take people at their word, which is a terrible handicap when I'm writing. 'parently the real Saitou died of liver complications due to drinking. (Watsuki's Saitou, on the other hand, seems more likely to develop lung cancer.) Heh. But the ending was kind of nice, making up for what you did to poor Hajime's dignity. ^^ And yes, it did include everything in the warning. Dear me. How come the granny was deadly against Saitou and weak against Sano? Heh.