That was hilarious! I was actually laughing out loud (which I rarely do when reading), so well done. I especially loved some of the dialogue.

Thanks!

Fantastic! I like how even though this guy has a lot of the details quite a lot off the mark, he does have some genuine idea what the big picture looks like even if he can't really prove it. Bruce and Dick's reaction at the party was also picture perfect, and Alfred is awesome as always. I also like the ending: yes, they completely squashed the story, but they didn't ruin the guy's career/life like I'm sure they could have managed if they'd have really wanted to, but rather did something that will actually help him in the long run and got him down a career path that suits him better (and that he'd already made the first steps towards on his own beforehand, to boot!)

Dear Arlene:

It's certainly a clever story, but you might want to trim off a little of the deadwood. For instance, when Bruce says, "Turnips are good for you, you know," you don't really need to add, "He actually meant I love you"; we can infer that. And you let Commissioner Gordon go on just a little too long about how Bruce Wayne could never be Batman. There's a number of other spots like that scattered throughout the story, and it detracts rather severely from what's otherwise quite a fun read.

Sincerely,

Qoheleth

*laughs her head off* Please, mercy! *giggles* Oh my, whatever Homer thought he was doing there... it was hilarious! How he planned it all and stuff, how close to the truth he was while still being so OFF... Loved the Commissioner theory though, poor, poor Gordon. Anyway, Robin's revenge was cool, too. And of course, there's always Bruce prevention... *grins* Cool plot, well thought out and greatly written! I LOVED it!

Lolchen

How very amusing.

That was fun. Entertaining read. I love that Bruce outed Clark, too, hehe. :-)

This was so damn funny! I was in stitches! You seem to have a real gift for this genre.

Loved your story. The line "Bruce's beautifully buxom befuddled blue-eyed blond bounced up becomingly beside the former Boy Wonder, but before she could babble about her billionaire boyfriend, Dick belayed her by beginning before she could blink." amused me to no end. The reactions were excellent. It just shows the Bats can bluff their way out of anything. Poor Dick-he's my favorite character-but he gets stuck as Robin never Superman. He does get to make stuff explode though! Thanks for writing!

"No one responded with the typical kneejerk response. They didn't say, "No, I'm not," or "You must be mistaken." Guilty people weren't supposed to be like this."

Exactly, and that's the beauty of it all! Their reactions were hilarious, especially the 'Superman' bit, and I loved the character of Homer. :-)

That party scene, the entire thing-BRILLANCE.

I am alone right now and I was laughing. By myself. Completly alone. And hard-core laughed. It was quite pathetic of me,really, but I'm glad I did it.

Very well written, very well done.

Kudos.

You are an excellent writer from the looks of this masterpiece and I am SO glad I read it. Characters are perfect, the entire concept of it is great and the dialogue is to die for.

so FUNNY.

HA!

This was VERY good, -to reiterate that- and I hope you continue things like this. This was supurb.

Well done

-Hemlock27

NO! IM BATMAN! lol, i loved it

"Grins" This is a great story! I loved Bruce's reactions the most out of everyone's. I wanna be Batman! No, superman! How awesome. This is going in my c2 archive.

How the hell do you do it? You have raw talent!

Maybe not even raw, but refined! Hell ya, you rock!

*snicker* Talk about bad days all around. And Just Desserts, too. :)

Hey. I just wanted you to know that I've read almost all of your stories today and I love them. There is an occasional spelling error (just so you know) but they don't happen that offen. You're writing was so hilarious. People often try to be funny...but they're not. You are so funny. I was laughing out loud the whole time. It was great. :) :) Good work!