How very amusing.

That was fun. Entertaining read. I love that Bruce outed Clark, too, hehe. :-)

This was so damn funny! I was in stitches! You seem to have a real gift for this genre.

Loved your story. The line "Bruce's beautifully buxom befuddled blue-eyed blond bounced up becomingly beside the former Boy Wonder, but before she could babble about her billionaire boyfriend, Dick belayed her by beginning before she could blink." amused me to no end. The reactions were excellent. It just shows the Bats can bluff their way out of anything. Poor Dick--he's my favorite character--but he gets stuck as Robin never Superman. He does get to make stuff explode though! Thanks for writing!

"No one responded with the typical kneejerk response. They didn't say, "No, I'm not," or "You must be mistaken." Guilty people weren't supposed to be like this."

Exactly, and that's the beauty of it all! Their reactions were hilarious, especially the 'Superman' bit, and I loved the character of Homer. :-)

That party scene, the entire thing-BRILLANCE.

I am alone right now and I was laughing. By myself. Completly alone. And hard-core laughed. It was quite pathetic of me,really, but I'm glad I did it.

Very well written, very well done.
Kudos.
You are an excellent writer from the looks of this masterpiece and I am SO glad I read it. Characters are perfect, the entire concept of it is great and the dialogue is to die for.

so FUNNY.

HA!

This was VERY good, -to reiterate that- and I hope you continue things like this. This was supurb.
Well done

-Hemlock27

NO! IM BATMAN! lol, i loved it

"Grins" This is a great story! I loved Bruce's reactions the most out of everyone's. I wanna be Batman! No, superman! How awesome. This is going in my c2 archive.

How the hell do you do it? You have raw talent!
Maybe not even raw, but refined! Hell ya, you rock!

*snicker* Talk about bad days all around. And Just Desserts, too. :)

Hey. I just wanted you to know that I've read almost all of your stories today and I love them. There is an occasional spelling error (just so you know) but they don't happen that offen. You're writing was so hilarious. People often try to be funny...but they're not. You are so funny. I was laughing out loud the whole time. It was great. :) :) Good work!

Oh, my dear maniacal *gods* this was hilarious. I was laughing so hard I fell out of my chair. Especially Clark choking on his drink. *snicker*
By the way, didn't you mean Bruce was a sadist, not a masochist? He just seems so much better at making *other* people unhappy...

LOVED it!!
well written, the reactions were perfect!!
and that jab at Clark Kent, perfect touch, all over wonderfull and absolutly hilarious!!

Superb. I loved the part where Bruce blurted that Clark was Superman and wanted to take his 'date' to the batcave. Jim and Dick's reactions were wonderful. I felt bad for Homer once Alfred found out. Dick was so funny almost spoiling for Clark and Bruce to fight. Loved the Dick-Bruce father-son moments especially Bruce being worried about the way Dick grew-up. The whole teaching Lois to cook thing gave me the bad image of Lois and Bruce both sitting their listening to Alfred explain the concept of pre-heating. Outstanding work. This one is going on my favorites list.

Oh, wow, that was brilliant. Homer's a great OC, and the "Can I be Superman instead? He's got cool powers." "You can't be Superman. That's Clark Kent," bit was priceless.