erm...is this serious?

If this stuff ever got published I would buy it, just because it's so flippin hilarious.

Well, it's better than the sequels...

NEO IS ALIFE!!

YAY!

Morpheus/Morphus/Morpus/Merpheus/Morpeud is just awesome liek whoa.

Wow, did you purposeless put BAD spelling in this or soemething!?

Tihs were good more than movie was great...at the movies.

I love you and your phone interface.

the correct version is

"No Neo, you are the Matrix."
And then, Neo was a sentinel.

Oh my... Oh. oh dear.

Magnificent.

This is the second best piece of modern fiction I've ever read. The only story I've read that surpassed this in it's excellence would be the stunning "DOOM: Repercussions Of Evil" by this wonderful author. Truly he is the greatest of our generation.

In A.D. 2101
Stuff was beginning.

What happen?
Somebody set us up the fanfic.

We get signal.
Main screen turn on.

How are you gentlemen?
All your sanity is belong to us.

What you say!

You rock man. Never have I read something as touching as this story. Some people don't understand true writer's skills, but you have a promising future. Keep on going writing more fics, you'll get very far.

ROFL.

Oh God, my eyes! THEY BURN!

Seriously, you have to be able to write proper English. You just HAVE to be. There's no way in Hell you're actually this dumb.