Teehee...death by peanut. XD Instant win.

Lol, that was funny. Nice job.

There were two things that i found difficult to believe (as far as something can be difficult to believe, what with this being One Piece and all).

1. Even with celery instead of swords, between the swordsman and the cook they could probably make peanut-butter out of nearly any size peanut. Unless everyone then drowned in peanut-butter, which really is a stupid way to die. And a somewhat distubring way to die.

2. I don't think that mystery meat would exist in Sanji's kitchen, unless it was the meat of mystery animal that they killed on mystery island. I suppose then it would be ok.

Man, i can't believe i rationalized your fic to myself. Well done.

Hee hee! Funny story. I enjoyed it! ^-^

Oni Giri Slash yori

Wow. That was random but very, very funny! The food has revolted! :-O

haha genius!