"See KID. See KID run — wait, no, sorry. Wrong storytelling device."

"The only thing that could reasonably cause such a malfunction would be an act of God, or, in this case, the narrator."

That was great! I like how you put yourself in there and I have never seen third person present tense. But I like that too!

This was awesome!
Good job!

I'm not sure if cute is the word, but I am going to stick to it regardless. ^^

Hey, yeah, it's me.

Haha. It is a really good piece. Simple and precise. Just as I like it. Keep it up!

You already knwo what I think of this. *grins*
But you didn't tell me what prompted it. *cackles* Finally got around to Schlock Mercenray, hmm? Good for you! Now I'm all curious to see what'll happen whaen I get you through the rest of the best...*grins evilly*