My friend Dakota and I can quote Dracula: Dead and Loving it and do it to annoy the people around us.

Ha! I love 10 and 11 XD

'Video tape it and put it on youtube' Poor Dracula ;)

sure follow up would be funny so yeah go ahead

know what is like to get wisdom pulled

and it is not your best but that is ok

you didn't number this one

oh well they still are funny some times

you should read the 50 things to piss of dracula

hilarious a duh, sorry i should learn tact shouldn't i

nope oh well

XD, lol, that was pretty funny, I especially liked where you said to do something-then run-lol XD

make your own version of van helsing for your next story maybe. like, don't have Anna die, don't let van helsing turn into a werewolf, have only one bride die...that kinda stuff in it, making it your own...even though it can't REALLY be yours cause it's already made.

well...some of the things were a little dumb..but besides that most of them were funny.

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VERY GOOD !

The Marishka One Was The Funniest :P:P

Love All Of These (

Aha !

*laughing* Now that was pretty funny! Considering I LOVE the count and I'm writing a story with me and my friends at his castle and we like to piss him off I might use some of these suggestions..

With your permission of course!

Nice job can't wait to see the rest! :)

Andi

Anna's shoes go from flats to heels constantly? Astounding. . . take her to Hot Topic, nice. :D

You could do a story about someone trying all of these things.

Some suggestions for the Brides:

1) Give them Layne Bryant gift cards.

2) Pat them on the shoulder and say softly, "I know a place you can go, honey, they accept people like you there," while handing her a business card for the Betty Griffin house.

3) Say "Boy, you guys are really packing on the pounds lately. Have you considered Lean Cuisine?" and flee.

4) Rig a bucket of holy water above a door before they go through.

5) Fawn all over Dracula right in front of them.

6) Say "Verona/Aleera/Marishka, you and Van Helsing look so cute together!"

Really funny. But I wouldn't mess with dracula. unless you want to be afraid to sleep at night. Very good

I loved it!