Pastor Galswells: Did you remember to bring the ring?

Victor: The ring? Yes of course!

*the telephone begins to ring*

Victor: N-no worries...I'll g-get it...

*he answers the phone*

Samara (on the phone): Seven days Victor..

Maudeline: Victor was in your room? The scandal!

Victoria: He had to, mother, he was trying to help SO DON'T LUMPING YELL AT ME!

Maudeline: What did you say? What did you say?

Victoria: I SAID LUMP OFF, MOM! OH MY GLOB, OH MY GLOB!

{Maudeline breaks down and cries}

Finis: You have made your mother cry for the last time! You are hereby banned from seeing that Van Dort boy again!

{Both of them leave the room}

Victoria: I lumping hate them!

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{When Victor enters Victoria's window}

Victor: *randomly sings* Whatcha gon' do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk?

Victoria: Ima get get get get get you drunk, get you love drunk off my humps!

Victoria: Whatcha gon' do with all that ass, all that ass inside them jeans?

Victoria: Ima make make make make you scream, make you scream, make you scream. My humps! My humps! My humps! My humps! My lovely lady lumps!

Victor: She's got me spending

Victoria: Ooh spending all your money on me and spending time on me!

{They continue singing My Humps until Emily enters}

Emily:... o.o

lol Nostalgia Critic reference

haha. Oingo Boingo...

lol!

"BARKIS: I LIKE BUNNIES" is scary.

(The wedding at the end, when Victoria sees Emily, see faints, and Victor turns around.)

Victor: ... No! Victoria! (checks for a pulse, and turns to Emily) You knew she lived...

Emily: ... I was only thinking of you.

Victor: ... You lied to me...

Emily: (singing) No no, not lied at all, no I never lied! Said she took a- Wait a minute! What movie are we doing again?

Victor: Geez, I've been in so many i don't even remember anymore...

lol i love this! all of it. LMAO!

Wrong Tim Burton movie. theres alot of that in this lol

lol peanut butter jelly time!

OPRAH! lol scrrew you guys i'm going to Chicago.

lol. why is the rum always gone?

hmm pretty funny, but i liked a few better then this one.

hahaha chocolate or vanilla? lmao