Okay, that was seriously funny!

"It's a floating island."

"AARGH! Die, hallucination, DIE!"

LOL at the Krypto Ants raising Scott as their own. These were all funny. Shame to see the series ending but as I gave up Smallville due to schedule conflicts years ago I can't moan too much. (3pm on Sundays I have less lazy things to do than watch TV.) Excellent series.

LOL at the death by giant Krypto-ants. Nice one. I also loved the Ancient Space Dragon. Loved what made Lana's head explode. Death by Narnia was also great. Jawbreakers was a bit gross.

I'm so old, I only remember Hank Pym as Ant Man, but apparently even comic characters age. (And you really don't want to know the memories from the military that the "We love you" song brings back. The actual lyrics wouldn't be allowed on this site anyway. But thanks for the serious laugh, even if it did wake up the cats.)

Yeah, that was the dumbest story arc ever. Well it had some stiff competition for idiotic ideas, but still. And whatever they were smoking when they wrote that role for Lionel, it's illegal for a good reason. // "The sad duty of throwing the queen's mate out of the nest." BWAHAHAHA!

I can't decide on which was funniest. But tentatively, I'll go with the homeless man with the concrete block, and (being ex-NASA) the Space Dragon. Though the satellite and Narnia and the jawbreaker come in a close second.

I love what it takes for Lex to come to his senses.

It's hard to review so many! But this may have to be my favorite:

"Clark put the smackdown on Lex, big time. He threw the bald villain thirty feet into the air, knocked him down again, and rumpled his clothes, all the while berating him for his moral shortcomings.

Meanwhile, poor Lana was run over by a train."

Poor Lex.

Excepting Lana actually dying, I could totally see this as a genuine early-Smallville episode! "Somehow he could never gather the courage to speak to her, kidnap her, or even kill her": ah, nostalgia.

I don't know Law & Order, but I still laughed!

iTunes is a mind-reader. As I clicked on this it just popped up with the lone song that I once associated with Lana. (Seriously, even.) Now I'll associate it with Lana and the Darn Drabbles.

And, oh Clark, such a dim bulb. Chloe should know better. Still, scones!

"Ancient French Chinese martial arts" -- hee!

I saw this alert in my inbox and was all, *What* on earth am I following that has 57 chapters? Then I remembered. Yay!

Hee! Sounds like a book I should check out. Although after Chicago and Miami, I'm not sure anything would surprise me... Only Lana could get away with just walking into a kitchen. Serves her right.

His NAVEL? Now THAT'S gross.

Can hardly blame the shivver... (Too bad some lawyers don't go to prison, too.)