lol i thought of another one : what are you on cuz, i want some. :)

i have a good one : Hey you with the face, no the one with the messed up nose!

lol i craked up at the will you marry me one... LAWL

haha if me and my friend ever met Voldy we would say Taunt the baldy! taunt the baldy! HAHA!

26. WHOA!... I mean... hm... Love the nose job... who did it:)

Haha, loved that one!

HAHAHAHAHA, oh god this is funny, I am also a fan of 50 things Voldy did to console Snape, but I cant find it anywhere, Its prouably right infront of me and i cant see it. Can you help me pleae

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is HILARIOUS!

"Is it true that you're dating King Galbatorix?"
"What happened when you tried to kill Harry? I mean, did you hold your wand the wrong way or something?"
"You must have a serious crush on Harry, (Gasp) What am I going to tell Lucius? And Snape? And DUMBLEDORE?"
"When are you going to marry Narcissa? or are you going to marry Goyle?"
"When are you going to propose to him" (When he asks who you mean) "Oh, you know, HIM, you've been going out with HIM for ages(wink, wink, nudge, nudge)"
"I knew that you were dating that hungarian horntail!"
"Cough:bisexual:cough"
"Pokeage!" (kick him wherever possible whie doing so)

D.C
V.W.N

awesome

Great ideas!

I've got a couple of my own:

"DUDE! Dumbledore's like...150, and you couldn't finish him off? So much for being the most evil guy ever..."

"Wow, you're lame..."

"Hey, Tom, how's your dad?"

"You thought that neither Harry nor Dumbledore would figure out the deal with the Horcruxes, huh? BLANKED!"

(Mumble) "Retard."

"What's with the whole Taking-Over-The-Entire-Wizarding-World thing? Did you, like, fail ALL of your exams or somethin'?"

*Say nothing, simply point and laugh*

"WOW, it's Michael Jackson in the FLESH!"

(Whisper sdeuctively) "Hermione's waiting for you...why don't you go say hi? She's a muggle-born, you know..."

"Why won't you die?! You're like scared of freakin' death? Dude, get a life..."

Well, that's just a few...I hope you consider putting them in!

ha ha.this was pretty funny too.

Not bad, this would be fairly good if you could work on your spelling and grammar.

Hilarious first page. If you don't mind, I'm not going to read any further because I loose interest in long lista, and all the charm would be gone!

Really funny!

how about u just call him Oldy?

what about calling lord Moldybuns "The Dark Lord Voldemort The Silly Piggy" like "The Dark Lord Chuckles The Silly Piggy" from the disney show Dave The Barbarian

what does PWNED mean?