the part about them using each others' first names...I LOL'D. I HATE it when people do that; they do not call each other by the first names now and they never will. It is just.not.in.character.

All of this was spot on, great work.

haha this is the funniest thing i've ever written, so random. thanks for this, made my day :)

You ROCK! Like, OMG! I totally less than thred your amazing plot! My favorite part was twins! I really didn't expect that! You guys should write more! (Just in case you didn't catch it, that was a joke, and I completely understand your humor. And find it hilarious, as any sane person should. ;) )

EPIC MOTHERFUCKING WIN.

“These autopsy tables are surprisingly soft and durable.”

“They’re good for tracing pictures too.”

you know i always wanted a lighted autopsy table for my art department...

you guys are pretty brilliant with this, i have to say. small point of contention, though. whereas emily deschanel is a vegan (and rather outspoken on the issue), i'm fairly certain brennan is not.

in man in the morgue (s1), it is revealed by caroline julian that she is a registered marksman with the nra and holds hunting licenses in three states. when booth questions that, she meekly replies, "i only hunt for food..."

the allusion to a connection between her and vegetarianism comes from death in the saddle (s3), when she comments that she should become a vegetarian after the whole horsemeat incident. of course many of the stories we run across seem to have been written before this episode... heh.


anywho, splendid go.

Of all the parodies I've read, this was BEYOND hilarious! The Partner-kidnapping , the `Charm smile' (GOD I HATE that), the Cam hating and the Angela squealing are such pet peeves of mine! As is Brennan calling him 'Seeley'. Nice to see someone else thinks that too :P

Also, yes Parker in fics is annoyingly annoying. And the thing with Zack/Zach spelling? ROFLMAO.

Worthy Pardody indeed Lol

I love it! I'm trying to pick my favourite part but I love every word equally!

ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! seriously, i loved it. my brother came into m room while i was in the middle of reading it, and looked at me very strangely because i laughing hysterically at my computer screen. :)

“For fuck’s sake, not everything is about my family! God, can’t a girl have a little of her own angst without making it all about someone else? It’s about ME, okay? God.” SO true!!

I can't even being to describe how effing hilarious that was. I think you managed to cover ever single cliche in Bones fanfiction.

Very well done, you guys are awesome!

Leah

i laughed so hard i very nearly drowned to death in happy tears.

Hilarious! Every single line.

You made me smile, I'm still laughing. Loved your fanfic. (I would write more commentaries if my vocabulary was better.)

That was ABSOLUTELY amazing! You pretty much nailed every annoying cliche that fanfic authors use. Maybe a little more mentioning of their eye colors and Bones' auburn hair. THAT gets old. I was smiling basically the whole time. A very successful and satisfying parody.

"Brenth’s brilliance. Brenth? Brenth."

Okay, while I was laughing to myself throughout this parody, this particular passage made me spit cola onto my screen...and that is the best compliment I can give

You guys just made my night.

“Let's have unprotected sex so I can conceive and then get all angsty and pathetic because I don't want children even though I know you're going to change my mind in the next two chapters." (Loved it.)

"Booth? I want a big, white wedding. In a church. Even though white is traditionally worn to symbolize purity and virginity, and I’m a far cry from a virgin. And even though I’m not religious, and am against the idea of marriage. Maybe my father can marry us, even though he’s not actually a priest.” (Stuff like this makes me want to die.)

“Hey, wanna go shop for clothes for Hot!Date with Booth tonight? Then I can come over and do your makeup and make inappropriate innuendos about you and Booth!sex!” (I just loved the last 'sex' =P"

"Booth? Your son is four, right?"
"Yeah."
"Are you sure he doesn't have, like, developmental problems?" (Poor fanfic Parker...lol)

"ZACK!"
"What?"
“How do you spell your name? ‘Cause there’s been a little debate about that…” (I think I may be in love with you...)

“Bones?”
“Yeah?”
“We…we all die a little, Bones.”
She pouted. “I said I was sorry I broke that vase in your apartment!” (Amazing.)

“Hodgie,” she said affectionately. “It’s called a fade out. Children who are uncomfortable with writing sex scenes - who shouldn’t be writing sex scenes to begin with – use them to avoid sounding as ridiculous as the children who shouldn’t be writing sex scenes but do.”(Okay, I'm done quoting you back to you now lol. Nice job.)