This is great. I started cracking up as i read it. How'd he get cursed i the first place though?

Uwah!! Love! Poor Duzzie... he's a TOMATO! Please, please update soon! And if thou wilt not... I know not what I shalt do... I might die... or lose all will to live... or... I may decide to bake brownies... Whatever. Please update quite soon!

OMG TOMATO
XD
lol
i would luv to see an update! ^_^
squee! that reminds me... i need to update my VG parody... eh heh heh...
this ficcy is already a fav

No, not a tomato! Keep him away from the cooks, Ishtar! xD