Farts rainbows. Wow. Not all British people are gay or like what ever you call that. Still it's great. Contiue it please!

Peace!

LOL.

This is great. Habitation Gnome...man, this is seriously great. You need to update! [:

i don't think amazing quite covers it. this made my day considerably less dull, so thank you. and i'm about four months late on reviewing, but it was good enough to warrant a review from me. all the funny little things are great, they add just an wonderful little personality to it. huh, story with a personality. i like it.

Hmm, the only that immediately comes to mind as missing from the life story is that he was never raped.

Gary Stu on steroids!

I'm curious - I've seen different stories (by different authors) in which the Shepards have a sister referred to as "Angel." I don't remember her being mentioned in the book. Do you know where she came from?

I'm sorry I didn't review this when you first posted this chapter, but I haven't been hanging around FF. Net lately (wicked writer's block). I'm so glad you are still working on this. I love this story so much. I hope you know that.

ok... this is funny.. but now im a little weirded out.lol.

AHAHAHAHA. this is sweet!lol

Ha, omg, this was hilarious. I'm so glad you updated, too. I was really beginning to miss Ted and also needed some comic relief in my life, so it was just in time! :D

I loved the Habitation Gnome part. That was hysterical.

And this:

"But again, calling herself God would be offensive, and then the real God would become rather irate and a legal battle would ensue."

I'm Catholic but I wasn't offended at all, I just thought it was very funny, and wow I can just picture God in a legal battle. Lol. That would be hilarious. Not like I've ever seen him or anything, but I've got this picture of a guy with long white hair and a long white beard in a suit sitting in a court room office fighting over the rights to his name. Lol.

Great chapter! It cracked me up. I can't wait for more! :)

“Now, really. I’m hurt, Tim… the emotional damage you just caused is worse than any physical wound you could inflict upon me.”

I LOST IT when I read this lol.

“And that whole dramatic scene where I screamed at the sky?”

“…That was totally all you. And I wouldn't worry about Angela. It's just PMS."

LOLERSKATES! OhmyGod. I laugh my butt off when I read this story. Ted is becoming evil in a good and kind way. Habitation Gnome ROFL lol...oh you kill me.

lol another great chapte. Poor Angela . Please update soon. Pretty Please ?

I just lost it when Ted began singing Prince lol. While flying. OMG Ted is just like a God. A small God, who probably likes purple velvet, but a God nonetheless.

It shall be interesting to see if our boy Tim can take down a power such as Ted. The horror!

First of all, Ted Shepard never lacks humor. In fact, while reading this, I laughed my head off.

The signs were terrific. I lost it at the signs. And for some reason, the part where Tim was like, " ... ," struck me as insanely funny. I don't know why. It was just too great.

Oh, and the broom! My God, I could so totally picture Ted Shepard flying around on a broomstick - and singing, to boot! Yeah, that is so Ted. And I love that you incorporated the Beatles lyrics. This is coming from probably one of the biggest Beatles fans this side of the Mississippi, so kudos for that.

Haha, this was so great. I can't wait for more!!

Peace. :)

*laughs *this story is really and really funny im not much into humor but if it deals with Tim ill read I cant wait to see what happens.Please update soon Pretty please?

This is hilarious! You should make Ted do some spell or something to Tim...I don't know...they started the fad up again just for Ted...this is funny. Update soon.