OMG! I almost peed my pants that was so funny.

OME thats ** hilarious!!

Funny funny funny!

This is a good story. Really funny!

Lol So funny! Should make another story to go along with his one!

That was hilarious! i wish that some wonderful person would sneak that into the real script for the actual movie. best thing ever!

Funny story! I loved the awkwardness lol.

Funny as hell!

“** fire and save matches!”

That's really funny

Very funny!!

wonderful

Vampires in Walmart...POSH vampires...buying condoms. That's really rich. LOL

This was such a silly fun story to read! I loved Karyn and the slipper lady!

wasnt hiroshima bombed?