that was hilarious! loved it :D

ESTA HISTORIA ES UNA GRAN LECCION PARA LAS PERSONAS CON PENSAMIENTOS MALOS ,MUY DIVERTIDA.

8D too funny, I can't even laugh mahn, it's just too funny XD

sorry, too lazy to log in. hilarious. great job.

xD I can't tell if it's about masturbating or sneezing! lol

*giggles* One of the best ambiguous stories I've ever read. I was panically looking for a... non-sexual explanation till the end. Well done! :D

Lolchen

Now that I think of it, how come Batman never has to go bathroom?

Does he go before he leaves the cave?

Just imagine him fighting the jokers goons, then having to ask them to wait as he relieved himself then come back and resume fighting with toilet paper stuck to his boot.

That was it? Man you lead me on wild goose chases sometimes. realy really good story, my sis says hi

you tricky little bastard. I thought I had it all figured out-nope. you got me.

I knew the sax one-and I thought I knew this one-then for some odd reason I backed out of my thought and thought you were seriusly talking about that.

But no, I was wrong and it was funny.

Just you wait,... I'll get you...one day.

-Hemlock27

I knew threw was a twist to it right form the title, but I thought he needed to take a leek. The sneze was hilariously anti-climatic.

I knew it was one of those twist-at-the-end stories. So I started reading with a smile on my face. But as I read on, I began to doubt myself. Then I stopped smiling. Then I read the ending. And laughed. You don't know how relieved I was. Phew. Haha!

Brilliant!

LOL! Good one!

This was awesome!

I knew what to expect this time, since I'd read both "Downtime" and the reviews to "Downtime" and Hysterics ruined it for me. But it was rather amusing reading all of the synonoms you used to describe extremities. This was great.