*falls off chair* omg...that is the funniest thing... I can barely type I'm laughing so hard...terrific job! Can't wait until next chapter!

1)When you were in that coma, did you feel your brain getting damaged?

2) It's nice to see that Dwight has found a (nominally) healthy outlet for his revenge fantasies against Jim.

3) I find it comforting to know that someone else also cannot identify Pam's hair color with a single word.