Of the four chapters I have come ot a conclusion with this story: crude, vulgar but amusingly addicting!
through all the satire i really cna't fing a plot but i'm not sure if you need one. the story is wuite interesting and look forward to where the story will lead to.

Okaay this story is seriously crazy! But way cool!! Your writing style rules! Thank you so much!

Wonderful Story!

“I'll fight it the only way I know how – like a Marauder.”-sounds like ninja tactics to me... I like

I'm so glad I won that Pensieve! I can probably charge admission from three quarters of the student body just to watch this.-well his vault does have a few bruises and I'm sure more then a few alumni would be interested

"The next time Albus is away from the castle and I am in charge, you are not allowed to leave Gryffindor tower—even for class. You will stay up there until he returns. Is that understood?"-she's learning

"Next time Draco wants to screw with you, Potter, I'm taking a sleeping draught and turning in early. I don't need this **."-well he DID give fair warning XD

"I'll be fine. Maybe I should splinch myself at the beginning and then I won't have to worry about the leg. Maybe Rita's article could be Potter Gives the Competition a Leg Up?"-do you have a book of these or something?

I read up on Part-Veelas. The only time they achieve a perceptible aura is when they are aroused!"
"You don't say," I reply with a smirk. "Can I go play with the journalists now, please?"
"You! Common Room! Tonight! Or else!"
-the way this is going I might have to use your story for reference material(or ask you for suggestions), this is GOLD, you should write an actual book, you'd make a mint

nice article

love the chp

LOVED THE STORY =D

Either she's having some type of spasm, or she is amused. Maybe laughter is the greatest medicine of all.-it hurts...but it hurts so good XD

She blushes slightly and replies, "For someone who—according to the local gossips—hasn't really had a steady girlfriend or even that many dates, you have a remarkably gifted tongue, but I think I have realistic expectations for my love life and they don't include you."-Braveheart flashback, it would seem that there is an Englishmen that knows what the tongue is really for

question, why wasn't Fawkes balling all over Crispy McWitch?

so Fleur is mad, saw that coming, though it sounds more like a pout/tantrum from here

lol "I got my ** kicked, BUT I looked good doing it"

Well that's annoying! That's going to cut into my voyeurism. Fleur isn't at the table, but wherever she is, I suspect hell is being raised.-they just accused her of ** I'd be worried if she wasn't ripping prick limb from limb

We round the corner and the area where the competitors and their advisors have gathered. Hat, in mental control of the golem slams a three fingered fist into the stone palm with a loud sound and yells, "Fear me now, **! After a thousand years, I'm walking on my own!"-lol I almost woke up the whole house with that one

"Congratulations on a fine time and a most unorthodox solution to the Puzzle room."-if explosives don't solve your problem you obviously didn't use enough

dirty trick Igor, but he obviously didn't hear the hat, you always come in second, when you try to ** with Potter

Athena also tells me you protected her and the others against the dementors. This I will not forget.”-you just saved a mob boss' daughter, congrats your life just got easier

“Thank you, but I’m fairly certain Hedwig would be jealous, so let’s hope that doesn’t occur for a long, long time.”-I don't know, they might...get along, rather nicely ;}

leading Fleur on then asking Aimee... that's kind of cruel brilliant with the playing hard to get but a little mean

I’m not ashamed to admit it – that elf frightens me sometimes. It makes me really glad that I’m his employer.- XD

excellent song for Malfoy

so someone used the imperious on Hagrid... nice

another thing for last chp I love how you weaseled both Harry and Fleur out of the bet, seems you're angling for them eventually having a good relationship

The younger Delacour snaps back, “Just because all your friends stopped liking you doesn’t mean it’s going to happen to me! Maybe my friends are real friends!”-oh yeah that sounds like angling for HarryxFleur if I ever read it... in fact I just went and read the summary and hot damn I'm right (this was recommended to me by a friend via link)

Deprived of money, raw material, and from the sounds of it, the ability to go to Hogsmeade until after Christmas, they have been successfully marginalized. My cheeks hurt slightly from holding back the smile. Plus, if it becomes common knowledge that they were bested at their own game, they’ll lose the mantle of “pranksters supreme.”-slytherin much? but brilliant, that and it sets him up perfectly for a peace offering, just give them the start up money and they'll be even more happy then in cannon

I show her how to switch between tomes. “Probably nothing you’d be interested in: Dueling, Warding, Advanced Transfiguration, Conjuration, Principles of Enchanting, Alchemy Made Easy, the Potter Family Copy of the NEWT written exams…”
“What!”
“Oh come on, almost all the old families have a copy. They never change them.”
“Harry!” The poor girl’s eyes bulge from their socket.
-XD oh dear god, something like that... I'm surprised she didn't rape him on the spot... even if it was a prank

I grin wolfishly. “Let him come. She might be down and out and after five straight minutes of dueling and everyone must think the same thing about me that you two do. No fourteen year old could possibly have anything left after that, but I’m not just any fourteen year old, am I?”-LMAO Xmen 3 flashback "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I'M THE BUGGER-THAT-WON'T-BLOODY-DIE!" XD

Poppy scowls at my arm in the medical tent, “Only you could do this much damage to yourself in a victory!”-lol very nice

for the love of all things sinful I'm writing an essay for this chp, that interview with Rita after the duel with Krum... that would be enough for her to write for a MONTH I'm surprised she isn't asking to bear his children

“Well, picture this…”-there's no way that can be good... for anyone but the readers

wow that bit near then end with all the rules was both well done and managed to ** me off that the rules had no provisions to specify the aggrieved party or allow acceptations for such sabotage

hm, wonder what role that bit with Fleur is going to play