what on earth!

i've noticed that all your stories are inter-related eg. purple dreadlocks, 73 children, red leather dress, twinkletoes, etc. you've made something like a series out of your random writings!

your stories have impressed me so that i've tried to write one in your style. This is it:

once there was a very strange girl named marie. She read a story by a penguin named jim.

"gosh," she said. "that was weird."

THE END

*blinks*

oh-kay...

*waits for it to click*

Yeah... nice... ohkay... unique... strange... demented...

Plain idiotic. Like an awful lot of other fanfics.