This is hilarious! I'm still giggling. Very funny
thank-you

that was hysterical. Great fun to read.

This was HILARIOUS! I especially liked this: "If Daisy here wants to bask in the moonlight, then who are we to trample on her dreams." LOL

And this:

"You think cows eat M&M’s?"
“No.”
“Chocolate has milk in it.”

*giggle*

Thank you... with all the work I have today and how things just don't seem to be working out... I absolutely needed this story... along with the text my friend just sent me that her dog snuck off and was terrorizing an elderly lady who was taking a shower at a campground by peaking underneath the shower curtain!

Ha ha... That was funny!

Dean wrenched the wheel to the right, threw the Impala into the gravel verge as several hundred pounds of fillet mignon stared balefully at them from the centre of the road. Sam made a gargled distressed sound and the Chevy lost traction.

“Son of a—“

The wheel burned Dean’s palms as the backend whipped out. Stones ricocheted against the undercarriage with the force and regularity of machine gun pellets. Force pressed Dean hard against the seat and headlight beams cast a crazed lightshow against grass and wheat along the side of the road. Dean wrenched the wheel back, regained control and the cow flashed past in a blur.

Milliseconds later, they were back on the blacktop. Back in control.

“See, what wasn’t so bad,” Dean said. He spoke loudly, confidently, though his pulse stuttered and his mouth had gone dry.

Really good dramatic scene with the car nearly crashing, and then a nice transition into the funny. Really well written. I really liked it. Well done!

lol cute fic, i like
poor dean, all covered in poop lol
XsarahX

haha that was too funny!

Dean standing back not wanting to touch the cow reminds of when they found the body of the guys wife in RoadKill lmao he cracks me up lmao

Awesome job .. see you tonight.

Tara x0x

OMG!! I just read this one shot and it is hysterical. I was laughing so much, my friend asked me to read it out loud, and now we are both wiping tears from our eyes.

Excellent!

And, as someone who originally hailed from MN (the bread and butter state) I'll attest to the fact you can tell when a cow is about to take a dump, but it is rarely enough time to react. Lucky for my sister, I yelled!

Since you're always interested in the emotional reaction to your stories, let me share this with you. Could it be that Dean and I have something in common?

I think we've both been shat on.

This was halarious! I couldn't stop laughing. You did an excellent job with it. Especially the end. And when Sam insisted they help the cow! God... I can't say enough. I liked the ending best, though, because I could kinda hear how Dean didn't mind being shat on because it made Sam laugh like that. Perfect... the boys seemed totally themselves.

So I missed this when you put it up. Dunno where I was... Anyway -

It's great you know. Am completely unsuprised that it's great. One of the things I really enjoy about your writing is that Sam and Dean are so distinctly Sam and Dean. Sounds stupid, I know, but you could write the whole thing w/o ever qualifying 'said Sam/Dean' and we'd still know who was speaking. You KNOW these characters.

Another thing: your descriptions. You tell about the ordinary things in very unique ways, which makes reading your work both enjoyable and interesting. I pause all the time and think 'Well damn, if only I'd thought to say it like that...'

So all in all, this is a LOVELY, FUNNY piece. Thanks very much for sharing. xoxo.

Ha ha, that's just damn brilliant ! Loved Daisy ! Loved Sam and Loved pooped covered Dean. Great work as always !

Couldn't help myself. *grin*

"The wheel burned Dean’s palms as the backend whipped out. Stones ricocheted against the undercarriage with the force and regularity of machine gun pellets. Force pressed Dean hard against the seat and headlight beams cast a crazed lightshow against grass and wheat along the side of the road. Dean wrenched the wheel back, regained control and the cow flashed past in a blur."
> LOVE this. *contended sigh*

“See, what wasn’t so bad,” Dean said. He spoke loudly, confidently, though his pulse stuttered and his mouth had gone dry.
> And already, my first **-on-the-floor laugh. Good boy, Dean. You play it off, sweetie.

“Not quite.” Dean folded his arms across his chest and locked his knees. He looked around, taking in the flat bare field, star pocked sky and one huge cow **. “I read once that a guy died from methane asphyxiation. Cow farted on him. I think you should step away before it… you know.”
> Again, beautiful Dean-voice. I can SO see him saying this. *giggle*

Dean looked over his shoulder to the Impala. “You think cows eat M&M’s?”
“No.”
“Chocolate has milk in it.”
> LMAO...

Dean frowned, suspicious. “You gaped and pointed. Sam, words are more effective, even a yell maybe. Anything other than standing there staring. What the hell were you thinking?”
> LOL, Ah yes, the infamous gape and point of doom... *grin*

Incensed, Dean leaned out the window. “I eat steak. Lots of it. Rare, with the blood still running. How do ya like that, **!”
> LMAO... This is priceless. I bow to you, my dear. I have not laughed harder at a fic in a VERY long time. Udderly Brilliant.

*snort*
me

Carikube...like wow this one paragraph here...

The wheel burned Dean’s palms as the backend whipped out. Stones ricocheted against the undercarriage with the force and regularity of machine gun pellets. Force pressed Dean hard against the seat and headlight beams cast a crazed lightshow against grass and wheat along the side of the road. Dean wrenched the wheel back, regained control and the cow flashed past in a blur.

pure brilliance..fantastic imagery.

Even i could see that sam was complimenting Dean on his driving abilities.

wonderul story. Loved the image of Dean getting pooped on. And Dean's retalitory lined:
Incensed, Dean leaned out the window. “I eat steak. Lots of it. Rare, with the blood still running. How do ya like that, **!”

Amy

Oh, just got caught up enough to read this and OMG, it was fabulous! Loved it! And I'm snatching this quote, don't think other reviewers mentioned it: " “I eat steak. Lots of it. Rare, with the blood still running. How do ya like that, **!”" That is so Dean! And Sam wanting to save other people from hitting the cow, so Sam. I'm smiling so much now, and yes, to laugh until it hurts, that was so cool, lol! If it's that difficult to move the cow, I wonder at how all that cow-tipping managed to happen that I heard about :D And thanks for the link to the pic, that was too funny. Off to read the other prompt result, and thanks so much for sharing this :) Hope you have a great week!