Frankly, I'm surprised he has a house.

...always kind of assumed Hojo was his father, but I guess Vincent's a possibility. Those recombinants are so weird with the parents...Sephiroth's gt a human mother and a human father and an alien parent which is female and made a genetic contribution that seems to fall between the other two.

Meanwhile Genesis was made with cells from Angeal's mom, altered by including Jenova, meaning they're possibly one-third brothers and Sephiroth is kind of like their half-uncle. Dude. And Cloud was forcibly adopted.

Your fic was quite funny. Yay deadpan and lawyers. I'm pretty sure the Meteor thing could count as a whole bunch of different crimes including attempted homicide on a grand scale, but apparently he has the legal status of a god, except when it comes to custody. Insane god. Azathoth!

I suppose it would be stupid to ask how he isn't dead.

Watthefudgecake? LOL xD

this is awsomley weird! who was vinny actually talking too... it wasn't cloudy was it?

absolutely hilarious! Loved the bit about the lawyer covering all of Reno's issues.

Lol! Omg! this is so funny. I love it just how i is. But if you felt like it it would be funny to see Sephiroth's reaction to being served. And maybe even the hearing. that would be great.

Yay! so funny! I love it, love it, LOVE IT! I really got a kick out of the comment on Reno's "legal issues". You should so write a fic about what those issues were! Great job!

*giggles* ohh, I'm very interested now!

I wanna hear more, especaily Sephiroth's take on the matter(and the potentail 'domestic drama' that could ensue)...

Write more! please? *puppydog eyes*

...WHY? I mean...I LOVE IT...but...WHY? XD

oh my gaia, this is so funny! you really should continue with the story! hm, I really wanna see Vincent be the father, while Cid be the mother... of Sephiroth!

which leads me thinking of Vin x Cid... oh gaia, the mental images of sephy-kins calling Cid 'Mother'...

Hmm...interesting...

Loved this!

O.M.GOSH!

O_O

That's hilarious! Vincent wanting custody over Sephy! Haha. Update soon, please! .;;

MystiK

oh my god! that was funny! i've never played the game but i saw advent children and...hahaha it's hilarious.