|Reviews for Things Our Beloved Pirates Would Never Say|
| Fishing In The Dark 11/19/12 . chapter 1
Harm will lcome to Elizabeth, if she doesn't watch her mouth around will and jack...
| Zombiessss 5/14/10 . chapter 1
Haha. Jack the Monkey likes big butts and he cannot lie! XDDD
| J 12/17/09 . chapter 1
| CosmicInflux 6/5/09 . chapter 1
Ha, ha! I love these, so funny. I struggled to breathe!
| JustAnotherAuthorDurping 1/3/09 . chapter 1
Not only was this probably the most moronic thing I've ever read on this site, it appears to have been written by a five year old whose sense of humor makes deities wish to smite you. I think the mortality rate of my brain cells just rose to about one hundred percent from reading this.
Please stop polluting the Pirates fandom with shitty lists that would make a child shake it's head in shame; it takes talent to be funny, not stupidity.
Thanks and cheers.
| Delu 7/18/08 . chapter 1
The think with Will/Elizabeth was funny and that last one with Elizabeth/Jack/Will was hilarious. Especially because it was Green Day. Of course.
| Nina Aquafina is BoBina 6/8/08 . chapter 1
Um Okay. The one with the bedsheets and barbossa was kinda funny...
| sparklinginkfics 5/29/08 . chapter 1
Jack Sparrow- WTF?
I think he'd say that.
But what's the point of this if it's things they'd NEVER say?
0.o How about funny things they WOULD say?
| Flygon Pirate 4/12/08 . chapter 1
LOVED Beckett, Norrington, and DJ sing the F.U.N song!
| I'll Show You a Sweet Dream 12/4/07 . chapter 1
omg... that was pretty funny! write more of this random stuff! it is awesome!
| piewacket 12/4/07 . chapter 1
I can think of something else that the PotC characters would never say...
They would never say that this "story" is funny.
This is not a story and it violates TOS.
Please stop posting this nonsense. If you must write it, share it with your friends, but don't publish it for the entire world to see.
| nicole10493 11/30/07 . chapter 1
lol. purely genius! :D
| pirate fan 10/5/07 . chapter 1
I love the one with Beckett singing the f-u-n song!
| Lord Commodore Norry 7/20/07 . chapter 1
HHAHAHA! that is too awesome! I like the Fun song part the best. Just sounds like something I would randomly sing!
| BirdieTitus16 6/26/07 . chapter 1
WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS STUFF?