Harm will lcome to Elizabeth, if she doesn't watch her mouth around will and jack...

Haha. Jack the Monkey likes big butts and he cannot lie! XDDD

LOL :)

Ha, ha! I love these, so funny. I struggled to breathe!

Not only was this probably the most moronic thing I've ever read on this site, it appears to have been written by a five year old whose sense of humor makes deities wish to smite you. I think the mortality rate of my brain cells just rose to about one hundred percent from reading this.

Please stop polluting the Pirates fandom with shitty lists that would make a child shake it's head in shame; it takes talent to be funny, not stupidity.

Thanks and cheers.

The think with Will/Elizabeth was funny and that last one with Elizabeth/Jack/Will was hilarious. Especially because it was Green Day. Of course.

-laugh-

Loved it,

- Lulu

Um Okay. The one with the bedsheets and barbossa was kinda funny...

Jack Sparrow- WTF?

I think he'd say that.

But what's the point of this if it's things they'd NEVER say?

0.o How about funny things they WOULD say?

HUGE LOL!

LOVED Beckett, Norrington, and DJ sing the F.U.N song!

omg... that was pretty funny! write more of this random stuff! it is awesome!

-the UFGoCJS

I can think of something else that the PotC characters would never say...

They would never say that this "story" is funny.

This is not a story and it violates TOS.

Please stop posting this nonsense. If you must write it, share it with your friends, but don't publish it for the entire world to see.

lol. purely genius! :D

I love the one with Beckett singing the f-u-n song!

HHAHAHA! that is too awesome! I like the Fun song part the best. Just sounds like something I would randomly sing!

LOVE IT

U ROCK

WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS STUFF?