chapter 4 - omg lol at bella “What the hell?”

i was laughing for about 5 mins hehe

haha

“This is why I'm Hot

This is why, this is why

This is why I'm Hot

This is why I'm Hot! This is why I’m Hot! Whoo

I'm hot cause I'm Fly

You ain't cause you're not

This is why, this is why

This is why I'm hot. This is why I’m hot”

“I’M THE KING OF THE WORLD!”

haha "an incontinent, rabid, one-eyed possum named Larry"

sorry this is a long review :D

“Are we Noble Valiant Boys or not? Are we going to take no for an answer, or are we going to get dates to prom?” Unfortunately, my question was worded so oddly that Eric answered “NO!” lol - no.

as if he was explaining why he brought a ham and cheese sandwich to lunch instead of a nice peanut butter and jelly! haha

right i am going to stop now ;D love the story

lol i love this, chapter two with the prom part is soo funny :D

A great story! One of my faves now for sure. I just hope you are going to finish it one day. Thank you for making me happy!

he should just apologize

great story...very well thought out. thankyou

C.S. Lewis, Tolkien, Buffy/Angel, The Immortals, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...seriously, all awesomeness! I cracked up everytime I saw a reference.

This story is hilarious! Very well done, and great job tying the events of the books into it as well. I'm officially begging for an update (hopefully not nagging) and pleasepleaseplease could it possibly be from Emmett's POV? I have every confidence that chapter could be great. But the author must follow her muse, so I shall read with happiness whatever you post.

haha! I love your stories! They are so funny! :D Please write more! :D

Thanks for the great story. I feel all better now. :-)

This chapter was beautiful

Love that she has those diseases. Bet she has some internal bleeding, where's Jasper?

I LOVE Lauren's paranoia. I knew if anyone could do it, you could make even her funny. Edward was great. ... and DJ “Raging Bear”, nice touch.

I had tears in my eyes after reading "Future #3".

Nice use of "like a ball" and Emma.

...oh and then later with "incidents involving balls".

So many good lines. Jasper telling Lauren she smells good. PRICELESS.

And here's the line I'm going to quote back to you for this chapter.. "I’d long ago sworn to hate the Cullens for all eternity and this was an excellent—and most convenient excuse—to continue doing so" So of all your witty lines this is one of my favorites because it's so subtle that I'm not sure you even meant it at all... It reminds me of a line from Pride and Prejudice '05 movie version "It will be most inconvenient as I swore to loath him for all eternity." Your line is clearly not a direct quote but has a similar gist to it. It just seems exactly like a movie Jessica would love (and would have seen a little before this story takes place) and a line she would eagerly reference in someway in her everyday life. Whether you meant to do that or you said it cause you love that movie ...or maybe you didn't even know about the movie line and it wasn't done on purpose at all and I'm just reaching (I don't think so ;-D), still, that's what I got out of it and loved its wit. Hope my rambling made sense. Short story - Bravo!

Another brilliant chapter. Loved how the tree house practically turned into a "Wild at Heart" discussion group. Good book.

Apparantly I'm not only going to comment on ever chapter (except the math one cause I'm on too much medicine right now to add Tylenol for the headache I'm sure the problem would give me), but I'm also going to quote back to you my favorite lines...

"He glanced up with a severe look, as though I’d disturbed a church service." PERFECT description!

I just need to say, that I went from being pissed off at the world in general...to laughing my ass of at this story. I really hope that you'll consider keeping writing this story. :] But anyways, I just wanted to thank you for giving me something to laugh about :] Keep writing!