OMG! my cousin did almost that exact same thing, only he shouted really loud in the middle of the mall "look Mommy! A chocolate man!"

Ooh *winces, then laughs* Nice.

Funniest scene in the world. Belongs in some hilarious thing. Favoriting just for this one chapter. Aww, poor little House, he didn't know that they were thinking about something compeltely inappropriate.

Right lesson, wrong time. hehe.

BTW, great Calvin and Hobbes reference.

Um, being raised Catholic, and then exploring other religions after a faith crisis, the priest you described sounds Protestant, not Catholic. Catholic mass would have been a lot more interesting if the priest were like that.

I loved them all... and teh dick and jane one was just way too funny... i remember reading those readers when i was in lower elementary school. I too was reading at four, but my favorite book was 'chicken little'...
and as for the last one, acutally something like that's happened a time or three in my family, i grew up with three brothers and a dog or three during our childhood years, you can imagine the trouble we got into.
maybe I'll share some of the stories with you, like when i got my first tetnus shot at the age of 5...
thanks for sharing.

k

OMG HILARIOUS! I literally laughed out loud at one point! I love the last chapter and the Dick and Jane part. Haha, no wonder House is so traumatized! You are extremely creative and I love how you think out of the box (I think I've told you this before...)! Your stories are always different and you seem like an interesting person.

I haven't read this chapter yet, but I'm sure that it is as good as the rest. Just wanted to let you know that, even though this review is quite a few months after you posted this, that I prayed for your friend.

All of these stories were so very cute, but I think my favorite was definitely the 3rd one about the trip to the church. Very Gregory House, and I can see it in my mind so clearly.

You did a nice job, and I'm sorry you don't have anymore inspiration to continue these! They were a joy to read. :) Thank you!

LOL! Oh my goodness...*shakes head*

While this particular section is humorous for today's society, the only issue I really have with this chapter is that (at the time that Greg would have been growing up), the book probably wouldn't have been accepted or seen in this light. But it makes for some funny reading. :)

Lmao! Ahahah great job!

Aw, poor kid! Very humorous though!

Ahaha, very clever. I like it:)
I can imagine House as a child -and this is pretty close to that image.

oh i absolutely love this! i can totally imagine him doing these too... lol *chortle*

I take it somebody reads Calvin and Hobbes. Cute - I kind of saw that coming though, or at least something like it. I did like your description of the house and how House didn't help to keep it clean! I'm sorry your inspirational well has run dry, but I've enjoyed all of this, so thanks for these five chapters, anyway.