This was rather amusing. :)

It's mildly entertaining, but it could be funnier. The "How_ sees_" bit was a little long. It has potential though, if you give a nice injection of sarcasm. ;) I'm interested in how you'll do the dwarves, (or the Numenoreans) in particular.

Ah, is anyone in particular writing this? If it's meant to be a certain character, that could lend an interesting perspective.

Cynical and boring. Mostly boring, lol. You're shit, but not the worst on this site, I give you that! ;D

I actually read this one on lotrfanfiction, but I'll just review it here. Quite funny, if not as scathing as I expected, and I look forward to reading more.

Lol.You are a good writer. i was in your forums, and i agree with you on many things.