(whoops, forgot to review this, like, 2 years ago XD) Lol! What are you talking about, this is a good example of how TO write a genuinely funny, well-writen fic. XD The fish monger bit and "To describe him would be easy - all one would have to do was read the next paragraph that described him." were great. :-D I loved this!

Mwwarr harr harr! "Hundreds of visions of naked Aeri- *ahem*" was my favorite line. Please make more!

Okay, I am so adding u and this fic to my favourites lists. There was lots of metofhors (This is probably wrong. Now I know why I got a 'D' in writing) But I LMAO! _!

My all time favorite line:
"Cloud's eyes were like two blue circles with big black dots in the center"
I honestly just starting laughing right there... Anyway, this is cute, I guess. If one can call bad writing cute...

Talk about truth in advertising. This one's so bad, I was laughing (almost) all the way through!
And this is possibly the shortest review I've ever given on FanFiction.net.

*Laughs until the large head of Chibi Sephiroth's head falls off* That was FUNNY! I like when people write like that... O.o

There are no words that are worthy enought to express my amusment at this fic.

That was funny...and a good appearance with Seph-chan!

Normally, I wouldn't laugh at the horrible similies, ut seeing that this is supposed to be humor... ! Erhem... That was great. _

Gya! *lmao* Can't stop laughing! Ok, I was definitely not expecting any of that... So pointless, yet so clever! It's brilliant! *wipes tears* Ok ok...thank you for making me smile...a lot... *starts laughing again* _ Aaah..that was priceless! Keep it up )

Nice analogies! Especially the repeated ones and maggot references. Must finish reading everything else now.

That was sooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny! a big strong sword that was as strong as a big

strong sword.

Actually you rated it 'G', but...

Uhm... wow. I have seen most of these bad metaphors before, circulating like those multiple lists of jokes. I bet this was fun to write, and a few of them got chuckles from me, but I dunno... at least I know this wasn't a serious attempt at a fic, or it would be quite sad. T

hahaha man, this was great. I love the funky similes...damn funny stuff. the red brick crayolo crayon..teh maggot simile with the hail...gosh this was great.