OMG. Hiliarious. I loved it.

*applauds*

I love this idea. It just works so wonderfully.

And I love that you got the stopwatch in. *sniggers filthily*

It's a wonderful Jack-fic, without Jack even appearing once. Only in Torchwood could kissing be a scientific experiment.

I'm so spending much more time down at the Bay now...

That was brilliant, and such a witty theory on ole Cap'n Harkness. I could definately see this as being accurate...like Jack was some result of a weird experiment of hormone therapy or something! Maybe that's his missing two years!