Epilogue? You mean it's over? If we review and totally want more, are you going to make this an actual full-fledged story? Please? Please please please? Pretty please with lots of ice cream and cookies and frosting and brownies and whipped cream and lots and lots of rainbow sprinkles and lots of other stuff? *crawls over to you and clings to your legs*

If I plead even more, can I go to that camp? :D Sounds like lots of fun. I want to see everyone being all crazy. I especially want to be taught chorus and drama by Vader, cause I love acting and singing, and seeing Vader having to teach it would be a very entertaining added bonus. :P Also, I know you guys said no sixteen-year-old girls in Anakin's bunk...but I won't be sixteen for another 26 days...so if I enroll now...

I didn't know there was another pair of disturbingly insane Star-Wars-obsessed best friends out there who liked to abuse "your mom" and "your face". Me and Vethie always go off on that..."Well, your mom." "Well, your face." "Well, your mom's face." "Well, your face's mom." "Well, your mom's your face." "Well, your face is your mom." "Well, I am your father." "Well, your mom is your father." "Does that mean I'm an inaccurate conception like Anakin?" "Well, Anakin's your mom." "Yay!" :P That's not an exact transcript of a specific conversation, but it's basically what happens...also, we do that for other stuff, like for example, if we're playing Trivial Pursuit, and let's say the answer is Yoda, and I get the question wrong, and Vethie goes like "No, it's Yoda", I would go, "Well your mom's Yoda!" Yes...we have fun. You should see us when we hang out...I think you'd love us.

Have you heard the song "Vader Boy"? It's a parody of "Sk8er Boi" by Avril Lavigne, and it's about Episode 3. Just search for it on YouTube, I suppose. Also, I'm sure you know the Star Wars Gangsta Rap. XD Actually, I used Babelfish and my four years of Spanish class to produce a (purposely) very rough Spanish translation of the Star Wars rap, and then I stuck the whole thing back into the translator, and it was quite funny. Here is a selection from the retranslation:

Yoda, why hates the players?

It knows that I must face Mr. Vader

But Luke, is not ready

But there is a city in clouds where they are keeping my equipment

a Jedi must do that a Jedi must make

Vader Now, I am coming for you

I also did that with The Saga Begins. Here is a selection from this one:

Now finally we obtained to Coruscant

the Jedi advice we knew would wish

To see as well the boy could be

For that reason we took and we said it there the story

As his midi-chlorians were of the scale

and he can be that he satisfies that prophecy

Well, the advice were made an impression, of course

Could he bring equality to the force?

And for Vader Boy, I didn't do it manually. I just stuck the whole thing in the translator, set it to translate into Spanish, and then put it back in and set it to English. I had a bit of trouble with some parts, because lots of stuff got rearranged, so I had to put stuff back into the right lines as best I could. Here's part of that one:

There is no youngling that could now hide them

of genocide of Jedi

its thanks of the a the tricks of the copy of Palpatine

everything of of sixty-six by the root

the African witchcraft snuck on board of my ship

that is when he finishes losing his squeeze

went to the pieces that sad day

that he eliminated my breathing

(Yes, apparently "Obi" means "African witchcraft".)

Wow, pretty long review. It's easy to make long reviews when I just babble on and on and on and on and on and on about everything and nothing. I just can't stop talking once I start. I probably couldn't plead the fifth to save my life. :P *hits submit button to shut self up*