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Sasori: Why do i have puppet strings coming out my arms and legs am i dead or have you been watching walking on air by Kerli too much

Gai Sensei: why the hell do you scream so youthful

Kakashi: -steals mask and runs away laughing-

Naruto: my friend dresses as you and yells "BELIEVE IT I'M NARUTARD" oh wait that hurts you don't it oh well we all found it funny

Sasuke: If Sakura or Karin don't work out i'm here for you well not Karin she Frecking scares me

Jewel my evil twin: BRING IN KARIN MWUHAHAHAHA

I WANT LEE HERE

Lee: WILL YOU MARRY ME

yet another because stupid Taiki got me off balance of my questions

Liz chan: can i call you Liz Chan any who bring in the princess from the naruto movie please

Pervy sage: give me a reason why i don't gouge your eyes out

and i think thats it

oh yeah another question i hate that ninja rawr for Hidan (arg i
always mess his name up some how) I LOVE YOU MARRY ME

oh yeah do to Taiki glomping me i forgot to ask

Itachi: Why not tell Sasuke the truth been alot easier

Taiki Kun: Why do you keep attacking lizzy and suki oh sh... -realizes tolate i said kun as i'm tackled by Taiki-

(Originally known as Neko. The Crazy Evil Kitty. O.O)

Haha! It's so funny (and weird) to read this and see how... odd, I was before I got an account! XD I'm glad you finally updated, Lizzy-chan!

OHSHIZ! :O Deidara agreed to go out with meh? :D:D:D --glomps-- On to teh questions of DOOM!

1) Hidan; Er, sorry 'bout that. o.o What's your favorite food/color etc.

2) Itachi; You guys were in the Akatsuki hide out all along? How come nobody told me? D:... --sneaks in through window--

3) Deidara; So, what you gonna get me for my birthday? :) Also... --glomp--

Sayonara, minasan (everyone)!

WOW this is SUCH a great story! ~squeals~ Ok, questions questions... I think I forgot... >_< -oh yeah!
1.)What are you people's favorite colors?
1.)Kisame why are you a half fish... shark... thing?...
2.)Why didn't you all go stir crazy and try to kill each other yet? Oh, and here's a bunch of cookies for everyone (yes even Sasuke but only because I'm suffering from mental issues right now and can't think straight).
3.) More like a comment than a question, but I used to like Sasuke mainly because my best friend did but then I liked Itachi instead and she laughed at me sorta but I didn't really care but then I liked Deidara instead and I still do and didn't tell her yet because she doesnt know who he is and all this happened in about three months? *gasping for breath* o_O
4.) Can you give me any advice about my mental issues?
Again, this is one great story and I really hope you continue it for a while! ^_^

Sorry about the whole Ino outburst, but I just hate it when people just b#$@& on her. Ino rocks! I just don't understand why people call her a s*%@, w*&^%, b#$@&, and stop calling her Ino-pig, you're being just like the hated pink THING.
Sasuke: I'm not GAY! I'm just asexual...
? whatever Sasuke... Ino, don't even think about trying to commit suicide, please, I really care about you! Not that I'm a lesbian or anything because as you can see in my last review, I love Kashi-kun and Dei-Dei-kun, and decide that Itachi belongs to his devoted lover, Lizzy-san. I like InoXDei because that's the only person Ino can be with because all her other options suck. My questions:
To Dei-Dei-kun:
I LOVE YOU! *glomptackle* *sinister and threatening voice* You better make Ino-sama happy or I'll kill you in the most painful way possible... I'm a bad lover, aren't I?
To Ino-sama:
Would you consider going out with Deidara if Temari suddenly appeared and Shikamaru dumped you on the spot?
To Sakura:
I just want to torture you in the most slow and painful ways possible, but I'd run out of room, so I'll just do this, *ties Sakura up using Sakura's panties to a chair. Stuffs smelly and sweaty sock in her mouth. ties a shirt around the mouth part of her face so she can't spit it out. Makes her watch anti sasuke, sakura, sasusaku, itasaku videos with some yaoi/yuri slideshows (mostly that InoSaku yuri stuff) and some REALLY GRAPHIC LeeSaku*
To Sasuke:
I don't really mind you, but if I want Lizzy-san to acknowledge me, *gives him an atomic wedgie revealing incredibly pink boxers. leaves him dangling from a tree branch* you should've gone commando, SasUKE!
To Kashi-kun:
Would you be interested in going out with an OC named Nashiki Uchiha? She has long purple hair, fair skin, green eyes, and she's 24 years old. She's also an anbu. A bit shy and lacks common sense, but she's very pretty and strong. You can meet her when I get an account here on October the 15th.
To Lizzy-san:
You rock out loud! Thanks for listening to my thoughts and questions! *gives everyone their favorite internet food* *pours honey all over Sakura. stuffs hot sauce in her mouth because she hates spicyness. sticks flowers all over her. Releases the bees.* *brings Sasuke done from the tree. Gives him a spanking. Another atomic wedgie. Drags the wedgied Uchiha, giving him butt burns, back up the tree.*

Deidara: Danna! -glomptacklechoke- Squee! What would you say if some of your fangirls liked the yaoi couple Sasori/Deidara? Is your hair naturaly so fluffy and bouncy? Why are you sometimes mitaken for a girl? You ROCK! (But not as mush as Neji and Gaara.) P.S. Ask Tobi if he knows someone called Rin. Neji: Neji-Sama, you're here! -glomptacklechoke +10- What'a up with your old shirt? (The one that you wore during the Chuunin Exams? That one.)Do you use some type of uber special hair product to make your hair shiny? Or is it natural? P.S. Can you stud your ears? Please! Gaara: Gaara-Sama of the awesomness!

Yay! updates!! ok ok tons of quetions and comments!!
1) Itachi-danna: yay i'm glad you dont hate me! and i might hate sas-gay a lot but its only his 12 and 15 year old self i only read uchihacest storys were sas-gay is around 8 or so years old where i thought he was kawii and acutly pittyed him...-squals and pets itachi's hair- its so silky -dreamy eyes and fingering his hair- -giggles-

2) Kisame-kun: THATS SO KWL! i love to swim its my fav. activity aside from writing and drawing!

3) Neji and TenTen: srry if i creeped you out!

4) Dei-kun: acutly i don't have explosives so i threw it off my blecony and onto the parking lot and watched it smash and then i went out got all the pices put it back together with glue and threw it again! it was awsome! - stabs sas-gay for his comment -

5) Tobi: - giggles and blusing slightly - sorry i just think you're so kawii and i just wanted to kiss you on the cheek...haha i saw your real face and your pretty hawt underthere too n/n

6) Lizzy: Cant wait to read your questions when you do!

7) yes it was on shuppuden i think...or how ever you spell it!

8) Shino: sorry i'm really crayz and weird

9) Oro-sama: yes i really like you but my sister already has dibs on you and besides i've got Itachi-danna!!

10) Arishia (Yondaime): ok fine i give up your not the Akatsuki leader but i do know for a fact that you are Nar-chan's Father!!

11) Kabuto: i'm glad you like my plushy...actully i stole it from my sister but she doesn't know i did it! heh heh

12) Shika: awesome!! um i don't know...when ever its convinet for you!

13) Naruto: ok so like i love your hair and everthing and heres 4 years suplly of ramen which would last you only 2 years cuz you eat it all the time! like me!

14) Hinata: ok i'm just making suggetstions like Shino! hes kwl...i just don't want you to get hurt by Naru-chan.

15) Sakura: you are hated you dip shit!! god you and ino-pig can go jump in a ditch some where and die!

oh yeah -hits sas-gay with a mettel baseball bat untill his head is beeding and hes uncounsious!...ok and one more thing!

16) Iacchi-danna: -cuddles him and kisses him on the cheek- i wub u! n/n

k i got a question for Gaara; y do u have red hair?
and this is or the sand sibs y do u all have different hair color?

NO! Don't you ever call Ino Ino-pig ever again! You unoriginal *censored*!
To Ino-Chan:
What would you do if people finally stopped bitching on you?
What would you do if people finally start being fair and nice to you?
I'D DEFINITELY pair you up with anyone you care about, except Sasuke because he's a jerk.
To Dei-Dei kun:
I LOVE HIM TOO! Also, if you could pick any girl to go out with, who would it be? *waves hand around ferociously*
To Itachi:
Do you care about any of your fellow Akatsuki members?
To Kashi-kun:
I LOVE YOU! What would you do if Sakura got a hold of your journal?
To Tobi:
Tobi's a good boy. What's your favorite food?
To Sasori:
Sakura and your grandma killed you, don't you want revenge? Tell your fiancee that she's a lucky girl ^^
To Lee:
You have one wish. What do you wish for?
To Me:
OMG! A question to me! Why do you care so much about Ino?
It's because everyone adores Sakura and Bitch on Ino! They're pretty much the same. Both Sasuke-obessessed, mean to every1 except their precious "Sasuke-kun", and they're both Self-absorbed in their looks. Plus, I HATE THE SASUSAKU pairing. SHIKATEM is better. NARUHINA 4EVA. What about Ino? Who does she get? Not Chouji, he's got food. So, InoDei! Fanart is unbearably cute.
~InoDei supporter because Lizzy wants Itachi and I was sick of the ItaSaku pairing and would like the ItaIno pairing, but Lizzy likes him and deserves him. All Hail Lizzy-Chan~
PS. I need a shorter siggy.