Well, that is just priceless. It's really fun to think of Salazaar as another Hagrid... who really knows what THAT founder of Hogwarts was like? We paint him as all dark and glamorous, like a vampire or something, but maybe he was just a simple, curious dude...

Hagrid, Heir of Slytherin. That'd be a good AU.

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Poor Salazar just wants a pet. :) Great choice to not reveal the character's name until the last word--a great ending is almost as important as a great beginning.

HAHA! I love the reminiscence of Ron in the last sentence, the 'I mean honestly' sounds just like him. And Salazar, king of the Slytherins, speaking like an uneducated commoner. It certainly puts assumptions into perspective.

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Salazar sounds so much like Hagrid! I loved that "an' pretty!" line. SO funny... ^_^

Really cute; I like how you made Slytherin sound just like Hagrid. But why are they still alive? Isn't the look from a basilisk supposed to be fatal? Then again there is only so much one can do with 100 words.

hahahaha, perfect! I love people who do drabbles, they get so much done in so little text. Excellent twist!

Salazar = Hagrid ? Very funny!

Who is the second person? It's very funny!

Hehe. So, Hagrid really is the Slytherin's heir, isn't he? ;)

It's funny to think of Salazar and Hagrid having *anything* in common, LOL!