I'm so glad Sevvy is straight. The last line of Remus's was funny. The Lucius one would've been so true. The Narcissa one is... icky but realistic. The Dobby one was just scary. As was the James one. Sirius flirted with McG in a lot of the FFs I've read, so that one wasn't as gross, I guess.

And the title is more like Oily Haired Git Loves Everyone. :P

haha, dat's funn'a. the McGonagall one was kinda weird tho...ok, all of them were weird, but they were still funny!

Hahaha, this is funny! I like it. It's kind-of weird, but it's supposed to be hilarious. Hope you have some more up your sleeve! I'm adding this to my faves.

Oh dear god!
That was so rediculously halarious heheheheheehehehe Snape can't get anyone. Wot about and attempt with Dumbledore or Bella and then he finally gets some1 and she/he turns out to be his sister/brother and while snapes into it anyway the brother/sister would be uterly creeped out

OMFG Joey sorry for reviewing so late, but internet was being a **~! and yeah. in my haste to review i pressed the 'go' button 11 times, and yeah...11 review boxes came up. LOL!

yay. But one thing...you didnt mention snapeXsanep. SANEP IS ADIFFERENT PERSONA!

~V

you have a dirty mind-i like it teehehe
how about snape and proffessor umbridge? lool
EllieX

awesome story. a definate great and a really interesting concept. good work -thumbs up- ;D

This is a hilarious story I really liked it! Oh and the Dobby thing GREAT!

...weird... but very, very funny