Oh my god! I...hahahaha! I kinda feel bad for laughing at this fic becus it was a edward leaving fic, but OHMIGOD THAT WAS FUNNY! LOL! I LITTERALLY fell on th floor from the 'the razors they keep bending' thing! Now thanks to this fanfic i had a healthy laugh and sore bottom that was SO worth it!

OMJazz! You are so right! I totally agree! Oh, and your story is frickin' hilarious!

Ha! This was wonderful. Poor ickle stereotype Edward.

I absolutely despise stereotypes. Even more than that, I despise stereotypes that claim to despise stereotypes. Um, like emo. So I loved this. Especially the poem. XD If you've ever read random poems on Gaia or Quizilla...well...let's just say, you would do much better not to. *stabs emo poem-writers who write poetry that sounds exactly the same*

But yeah, I digress. Loved this.

wow haha i never expected that xP
hahahha

BEAUTIFULL!
Absolutely Beautiful.
LOL

OH MY GOD. lol. emo edward.I was thinking that it's pathetic he talks about killing himself when he's a vampire. Not all emo's slit their wrists. I was actually thinking about the razor snapping in two.

I respect your opinion, though I think you're woefully wrong. Ms Meyer gave the manuscript to a few select people. People she thought she could trust. I hardly think it's her fault that someone betrayed her.

Admittedly, Breaking Dawn wasn't the greatest, but it could have been worse. I highly doubt whether most people can write that well, and, no offense intended, but I doubt you could. Seriously, you're a great writer, but you can't really criticize her.

Lastly, to a previous reviewer, kellicolleen.
Yes, it is Ms Meyer's job to write books. She's an author, we're all aware of that. However, I think it's absolutely ridiculous that you think she's not allowed to quit. Are normal people not allowed to quit their jobs? I mean, I didn't know that she was being forced to write. *shrugs* Must have missed the newsflash.
Put yourself in her shoes and try for a little sympathy. I don't see you writing novels.

rofl! Okay, so I wasn't REALLY rolling on the floor, but I was laughing.
As much as I love Emo kids, they're just too easy to poke fun at for their own good.
I am so glad that you aren't one of those people who seems to thnk it possible for a VAMPIRE to cut himself with a flimsy piece of METAL. Yeesh, some people.
Much love and sappiness to you!

La Saboteuse

omg i finally read this. it's pretty funny and personally i don't like the emo stereotype.

Omg I can't stop laughing so much! Edward turned Emo and he can't even cut himself!LOL!

finally someone who feels the same way i do! i was so dissapointed in breaking dawn it was just to...happily ever after I guess, and now s.m's all pissed because of the leak. i personally think its her own stupid fault for not keeping it protected in the first place. im realy pissed off that s.m is all "im not writing midnight sun anymore just because of some little leak" i mean could she get anymore bitchy? its her job to write it, just because something like this happens dosnt mean she can just quit!how retarded!

LMAO!

I... can't... stop... LAUGHING! Actually... I'm... laughing SO HARD... the tears are... running down my legs! You are great! This is absolutely HILARIOUS!
I don't hate stereotypes but I find them ridiculous, too. And that poem was totally... (o_O)... I can't even find the right word to describe it. *laughs hysterically*
(My brother is staring at me and... I don't need to be a mind reader to know what he's thinking right now - "This girl should be in an asylum.")

» Anne DeL'ange «

soul- ripper?

HAHAHA

okay lets get this straight emos:

1.aren't always deprest
2.don't always cut
3.can be very happy
4.are just normal people
5.don't always cry alot
6.shouldn't be mad fun of
7.are very loving
8.do not always worship saiten
9.do not always get beaten/abused by their parents

you wan't an exsample here is one...me!
I'm not deprest, I don't cut(i've only done that once),i'm very happy, I don't cry alot, I souldn't be mad fun of because I' emo,I don't worship satin (I'm atheist, but I don't worship saiten), and I'm not abused by y parents in any kind of way.

okay now that we've got that said ( and that was nothing personal i'm just sick of storys like that)i liked the part at the end with the raser thing that was very funny