I HAD ONE FOR HER HERE IT IS GET ALL HER FANBOYS OR FANGIRL LESBIENS IN ONE ROOM SAY ZAKURO COME HERE ITS BAD WHEN SHES THERE SHOVE HER IN LOCK THE DOOR AND RUN LIKE HELL

Yay, let's hear Pai! I vote for the one where you poke him rhythmically while chanting 'poke poke poke poke poke' and listen to him thinking: 'don't rise to it, DON'T RISE TO IT...'
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LOL.
But NO! Not ZakuroXPai!
PS. I meant that in a friendly sharing-of-opinion way, not a flamey way :)

Wow...you are really good at this. I loved the one about the 'bread people' and asking if she was asleep. Did anyone else notice that a lot of this had to do with her hair and how she looks?

drug her. (with laxatives, silly!)

I'm laughing so hard right now...

ZOMG! LMAO!

lol! i read the 1 about ryou its funny! cant wait until pai's!!

oh my days
this is hilarious
i loved it!
my faves are number 5,11,12,13,15,19,24,27,30,34,37,38,39,47
they were awesome
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Lol. that's all i have to say.

EL OH EL

Do the other MewMews too.

Funny. 8D

I have ideas for ** off Pai.

1: De-activate the teleporting/flying machine, tie him to a tree, and repetitively ask him 'WHATCHADOIN?'
2: When he is talking, throw a pie in his face and scream 'CANNIBAL!'
3: Super-glue headphones to his head and force him to listen to sappy love songs.

Hahaha! Very funny! I have some good ones for Pai and Ryou...

Pai:Scream 'qumquat' continuosly while he's trying to read. Don't stop until he goes from 'could you please be quiet' to 'DO YOU EVER SHUT UP?!'. Then stop for a while, then sneak up behind him and whisper 'qumquat'. Wait for scream of angst. Repeat using the word 'sardon'.

Ryou: Wake him up in the middle of the night saying you've found a mew aqua. When he finds out you've lied and asks 'Why wake me up at 2:00 AM for that?!' shine a flashlight in your face and say: "Come join the dark side. We have pie!" Merely grin when Ryou asks why Pai would join a crazy fangirl/guy like you.

*Pai and Ryou randomly enter the room*

Pai- I swear, if you do that you'll no longer be alive!

Whatever you say Legolas, whatever you say.

Pai and Ryou- ...?

Ehehe, great work!! xDD You sure have a wild imagination.
They all really amused me. ^^; My favourite was: Put a knockout pill in a glass of water, and give it to her. Once she’s out like a light, string her up at a little kid’s party. Once she wakes up scream, “PINATA TIME!” Woot! o: I've never opened a pinata before - sounds like great fun. [;

Die his hair green and tell him it was his tv