Lmao "My ego shall allow nothing less."

This is brilliant! Also, nice Eden reference at the end. I was still recovering from the end of it, man, what an ending!

Fantastic! Absolutely fantastic! Just the image of Lucius at a car-boot sale is hysterical!

That was brilliant. Hilarious at times and quite serious at others, I love the way he truly seems to think of himself as superior. The things with Macnair and Pansy are a bit weird (though Pansy's not surprising after reading Eden). Does this interpretation of Lucius coincide with that in Eden? Overall, a humorous read. Nice one!

These are brilliant. And funny.

Really, really good, can't stop laughing!

'The Dark Lord called round today. I wish he wouldn't do that. I don't know what the neighbours would say if they were to see a hairless, red eyed, reptilian man stalking into our mansion in a big, black cloak.'

I actually laughed out loud haha, I love this. I'm readin your Eden story but it's so horrifically engrossing and disgusting that I had to take a break. :)

hahahaha, that really was hilarious! thanks for sharing. I like the "pony" part too, haha. great job!

I love you. Is that sufficient? I laughed several times, floated blissfully along the stream of your beautiful writing, and thoroughly enjoyed being in Lucius Malfoy's head for several minutes. Yup. I think that's enough.

Oh, good lord that was hilarious! (I needed that after finishing Eden - MAN I am still reeling from that!)

"I didn’t want to ask either Bella or Macnair along, but both of them started to cling to my legs, screaming ‘I’ll go wherever you go!’"

The most hilarious image ever. It had me giggling for a good long while, while I tried to ignore the strange looks people were giving me. Hilarious...on to the next part! lol

This is bloody brilliant! Bravo! "Sexy Party"? I wanna be invited! Me and Voldy will have a smashing time! :D

Haha... I like the glaring, neon-hilighted Eden-reference towards the end!

ROTFLMAO. VERY funny. I don't read much HP humour but with Lucius as the central focus (come on he DESERVES to be poked fun at) I just had to. Your writing is just amazing and so in charater. Love the line: "Sometimes I do wonder why I choose to dedicate my life to a man who can’t even dispose of a teenage boy." LOL Great job.

This has to be the funniest thing I have EVER read.

I think I woke up the entire apartment building laughing so hard. _ Lots of neighbours are yelling at me. xD

I have having very funny images of Lucius trying to wash his own clothes. xD And Dobby waxing his legs. (-eyetwitch-)

This is definetly going on my favourites.

You have killed me with my own laughter. xDD

xoxoxoxoxox

Bella

So Lucius in a humouristic kind of way. I adore your writing.