awsome ;)

woot! you updated!! sorry for taking so long to read it...hehe. i love the "other side" of Voldemort. now i want pizza!! i had some for lunch, but still..please update soon!

Heh, poor Snape. Nice chapter once again! There's an ad about Domino's pizza on the bottom of my screen right now... how ironic, lol.
-PA

awsome as always :D

Brilliant, as always. I thoroughly enjoyed seeing Snape being shown up by Dudley, and in Domino's, of all places. I loved the beginning. "Would you like me to get you something to drink?" "Go to hell." "Right away, sir." So hilarious! Yeah... and of course, Paula Abdul being Harry's weakness... of course... *laughs* Great chapter!

M, Domino's pizza is pretty good. Once again, nice chapter, inky pirate!

that was hilarious :D! i really liked the part: "It was only after she had replaced her cell phone, the television, and the radio and had some tea and vacuumed the upstairs and popped the roast in the oven and watered all the houseplants and baked a cake and had a manicure and visited the hair salon and watched Oprah and ate the cake (the whole thing, yes) and mowed the lawn and trimmed the hedge and pruned the roses and spied on her neighbor over the fence (who was having difficult times with her husband and boyfriend apparently) and took a shower that she finally noticed that her house seemed rather empty. Ok, VERY empty" can't wait for the next chapter :D

yay! funny!! please update soon!

OMFSM this is freakin' hilarious!! i love to hear about Moldywart in this new light! *heehee he poked his eye with his wand. hehe* i am easily entertained.

I thought it was funny. You can so picture Voldemort and Dudley flying through the air on a broomstick *cue Air Force theme*! That was funny stuff. Voldemort has some curiously strong tastebuds. You'd think having his soul split seven ways would weaken them. Anyways, good chapter! :)

HahaXD I really like your homor! "Voldemort poked himself in the eye with his wand for sympathizing with his sworn enemy." That's ir really goodXD

that was 1 of the funniest fanfics ive read in a while =-)
plz update soon

cool :D can't wait for the next chapter

*Falls off the chair in laughter* Oh my gosh! That was one of the funniest things I've read in a while. I was laughing the whole time, from the title to the last line. I loved the part at the beginning where Voldemort was on a hate rant and that one line, "Harry had a full head of hair!" And then how Aunt Petunia was coming onto him and then you could just picture Dudley's expression when he said, "Where's your nose?" It was all so perfect! Great story. I absolutely adore it.

I have to admit, this got a couple of smiles out of me. Yeah, I agree that there're aren't many Dudley fics out there; I don't think I've ever read one, besides this.