This story just made my day. :)

I am so fudgin GAR for the way you write Ratchet.

When you write Transformers stories it makes me happy inside <3

HA! Oh my goodness gracious, this was absolutely hilarious, on top of being a very clever exercise of wordplay.

Incidentally, have you got any more stories of Sideswipe as CRO? I must admit, I'm a little interested to see him in this role. How he got it, when/if it became official (i.e. when Prime and Prowl and the rest of Command gave in and admitted they needed his 'procurements'), what he does with it.

So awesome!

Are you planning to write a sequel with Prowl's adventures as an action figure? If you do, I'd love to read it! XD

oh jeez! poor Prowl!

I really didn't think you could top Staying Alive, but by Primus, I think you just did. I cannot count how many times I nearly fell out of my chair reading this marvelous, wonderful, all-too-timely chapter three.

"Define now."

Jazz: Oh no, you didn't.

Me: Oh Prowl, you DIDN'T. You did NOT go there with RATCHET.

But he did. And then there was nothing funnier than watching Prowl get tangled up in a etymological duel with Sunstreaker, of all mechs and then... and then... TOY for EBAY! Prowl's lucky that Skywarp didn't check the new listings that day, is all I'm saying. And in the end, poor officer, he did indeed get 'owned'. Brilliant use of semantics. You are the queen of comedy.

I think you said you had a couple more chapters for this lurking in your notebooks, so I'll be eagerly waiting for Prowl's ice-cold revenge. He is a sexy genius, so I have faith he will win in the end. Go Prowl!

Oh, hilarious! I love the description of social hierarchy at the start. Funnily enough, I've considered the Autobots to be a 'feudal' society for a while now - one feudal lord provides protection and the requirements for life, everyone else does what he says. Both sides are living in feudalism, purely because everybody is in an 'army'.
Fabulous story. Reminds me of those toy cars in the old Marvel comics. :D And Ebay... lol. I think Prime will be having some talks with people.

I haven't laughed so hard all week. /Thank you/. XD

(Also, mention of Red Bull = WIN.)

Wow. So much for that tactical genius. Is there really any way to get one over the combined talents/ill will of the Ratchet/Sideswipe/Sunstreaker team, or is Prowl doomed to be an action figure for the foreseeable future?

Also, Jazz has excellent survival instincts.

Oh god, I have a stitch in my side from all the laughing! XD

You do NOT mess with the Hatchet! No way no how! XXDD

reformatted into a toy, poor Prowl! (and here I thought the 'toaster' threat was the scariest) then again he was messing with Sides and that's bad even if the red warrior wasn't Ratchet's fav.

ps. wanted to ask: what's 'extradition', 'holy wroth', 'fonging'?

Genius.

That's so mean.
Funny but mean. XD

Well done,
BR

This is downright amazing. And amazing as in all caps, which I would have wrote but I figured yelling at the top of my voice wasn't polite. But this chapter deserves a lot of vocal praise.

Poor Prowl, getting all flustered between Sunny and Ratchet in a debate my eating his words. Can't say how many times that's happened to me too and I really feel for him.

Best chapter yet.

*slams fist into her desk* I absolutely demand that you bring back prowl WITH HIS BODY, get him on equal ground with Ratchet, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, and then finish the whole ugly mess!

That means I can't wait. ;P

but still, crikey! the way Ratchet and Sideswipe behave. sending him off to LA. I'm gonna have nightmares now, and I want my soft, squishy, supposed to be violent but not really twins back.

and dude, I'm serious about the nightmares (or, at the very least, very scary thoughts. (but I liked your card comparison at the beginning of the chapter.))

*is creeped out*