OMG!! I s0 l0v3 this story!1 [/rolls eyes sarcastically]

Okay, in all seriousness now; this story was hilarious, and yes, I do love it. (But this time I didn't say it like a bouncing ten year old :p) xD

Anyway, to be perfectly (like Cornelia, lol) honest, I am a CxC shipper--though I like all kinds of ships ;)--but I do have to agree with you that CxC stories, at least almost all of them there are exceptions, are unoriginal and basically, crap. (I just hope I don't write like that :s)

This was hilarious; I loved how you put the ANs during the story (I hate it when authors do that), and how Caleb was so gangsta and how Cornelia was so perfectly perfect. It was so funny!

And yes, I agree with Zadien, I loved how you threw in Zuko. (He's yummy!! :p)


PS: No, you don't have to worry, you didn't destroy your reputation as good writer. It made you an even better writer with a good sense of humor. xD

There is nothing I can say that hasn't already been said so I'll just stick to this: true, true. Which is completely unorginal and therefore will probably be used by the next CxC author. Awesome story, it was a great laugh to start out a dull day. I would tell you to write more but this story was much too original and therefore is a horrible example of a CxC story, shame on you. lmao.
Great story, I await more stairical fics from you.
~Drew

are u REALLY nine, how old are you, i want to know! b-cuz if you rnt i want to know how old u really are
this is a really great fic, other than the fact that i laughed my head/arms/neck/** off i have no other way of expressing how funny this is, now i will find my head/arms/neck/**

Bwaahaahaa! That was amazing Seniya. -snicker- Farts glitter... Gangsta Caleb, dear god, dodging bullets since he was three. I can't keep a straight face or keep my hands from shaking. I worship your mad skills. ^-^ Yes, it is most important that he has a nice **.

~ Val

I quote from Priscilla, Queen of the Outback: "Oh, Felicia, where the f**k are we?" And how the hell did we get here?

My IQ has not dipped so terribly since the last time I read terrible fanfiction. I can't not even never writing sentence good now for that, you wench's spawn!

Aw, Seniya, you satire well. I am compelled to finish the C/CxC for you and all! In the next two hundred years...

Geebus that was funny! you should seriously post this story on every section of fanfiction so that all those overtly zealous fans of the canon pairings will pull their heads out of their butts and realize that its FAN fiction! and we WILL do as we damn well please! keep to your individualism!

This is probably one of the most amazing fanfictions ever created. I couldn't stop laughing at some parts. I agree about the beginning where they talk to fictional characters... It's so annoying.

Fantastic job!

And the the most halarious part is that it's the truth...for most stories anyway. I'm glad I WON'T BE CONTRIBUTING to the war though. And sarcasm works for you, hun.
-stray
PS: 'farts glitter' (snickers)

HAHA*rolls around on the ground laughing* It's so funny! Now this really made my day.(even if I'm just starting it)God I love your stories. Anyway, I'm gonna go watch some Fruits Basket before I have to go to the school bus stop, and do the last CST test, history.(hope I do well)

Even though you're technically a "rival" of mine (not really), writing wise, I still love you and forgive you for ignoring and leaving me for so long. ^_^

And amen to everything said, especially the A/N, cuz this is getting out of hand and is ridiculous (especially on Can't say ANYTHING w/out getting shot out of a cannon from some "hardcore fan" of the series, in general, or C/C crap). ~_~

But yeah. Corny's mom's name is Elizabeth. *Waves* ^_^

Lol, Seniya, I worship the paper you write on. God, that was one of the funniest [and yet, sadly so often true] things I've read in forever. It is amusing how terribly cliched so many CxC writers are, just because they're 'canon', and yet I haven't seen very many [if any] completley cliche WxC fics.

Another wonderful piece by you Seniya. Thanks for a the good laughs and the good points.

AkaOkamiRyu

I think "canon" would actually be Caleb x Elyon. But meh, to each their own.

YaY! Canon is never wrong! C&C forevah! Her Mom's name could be Mother of Spawn but I have to look it up to be certain. BEST FIC EVAH!

[q]But a deep, masculine voice stopped her, “Stop.” Said a deep masculine voice.[/q]

Fave line from this. It made me laugh so hard I almost wet myself, hehe! God, I was just reading this and thinking this can be applied to every other fanfiction section where there's an idiot with no passion for writing scribbling down their fantasies... and a gangsta Caleb who's been dodging bullets since he was 3 and killed his parents at 7 would have turned into Itachi and killed off everyone his little (unknown OC) brother loved so that he could be the only one with the three comma sharingan. You so know that's true, it was written in the stars.

But luckily he banged Cornelia and saved himself from becoming Itachi and killing off everyone his little (unknown OC) brother loved. A hundred years ago in the Bronx sounds so exciting, don't you wish you were there? And Cornelia, she's so... oh what's the word, oh perfect! Don't you think the word perfect describes her perfection perfectly? Not that I'm reusing the same word because I don't know any others, my kindergarten teacher taught me loads yesterday some with three syllables!!

Ok maybe I should stop this. I'm not trying to be harsh towards the CxC writers but just general THOSE writers who don't write from the heart and just copy films and um... yeah 11 year old canon writers with zip creativity. Though on saying that, I've come across my fair share of crack fans in other sections writing just like this. And what is with the brackets? Why do they insert their thoughts in the middle of the story? Totally stops the flow. Bah! I'll try really hard to write something for Will and Caleb this weekend so that you're not the only one because let's face it, anything works better than this and now that season 2 is on Irish TV I'll get inspiration while blocking out the Cornelia bits. I'm really good at ignoring what I don't want to see.

I'm also really good at putting off important things like printing off CV's. Ok g2g, I loved this by the way. It cracked me up and you mentioned Zuko which just makes things better!! (he's my new favorite person, yummy!)

Gems!

You've just ruined my Chemistry report on hydrogen as a potential fuel of future. Are you happy now? Damn your evil skills. Damn them.
Now, having said that, I hereby award you teh Internetz. You own them. You just wrote the funniest thing of the freakin' 2007. And just so you know, this year's been very humorous. So much that it had an IchiOri flamewar.

"Just get onto the plot…you don’t need fancy setting descriptions once you ship canon."
*nods* You speak truths. All kinds of them.

I believe Corny's mother's name is Elisabeth. That was completely random, though, but it seemed appropriate. While I'm at it, have you seen Cornelia's ** of a grandmother? I knew her bitchiness had to be written *somewhere* in the DNA. I knew it.

Thank you for this. Even though I now possess no knowledge of hydrogen whatsoever and the report is due in twelve hours, THANK YOU. At least I spent the time laughing my ** off instead of pulling my hair (or what remained of it after the previously mentioned flamewar).

Oh, and...

They so TOTALLY belong together!! OMG this was the best fic ever, they're just so cute! Lol All my best friends love Corniella!1

Peace,
CorniellaLuvr4E