I'm sorry I haven't reviewed yet, but everyone knows that reviews give you STDs, so I hope you understand. I think I'll risk the syphillis to tell you that your story is supermegafoxyawesomehot and i hope you update soon. Even though you haven't updated this in a year.

After reading (not reading...more like skimming summaries) through pages and pages of well, crap, this stood out to me. I laughed until I cried. It is possibly one of the best parodies I have ever read. It pretty much made my day. :)

OMG. this is going on my favorites list.

this is so funny! but what OTL mean? i love the end bit of chapter 2 when lily slaps james again

I wish there was some sort of award I could give you for best character names ever, but that's just such an awkward thing to shop for, no stores have something that's crafted specifically for the outstanding Harry Potter parody genre fanfic naming skill...

your story is absolutely hilarious and my quidditch toned mouth aches with laughter at teh slutz.
if you can, check out my parody..."Hogwarts: A Saga"
It's written by a friend and I.
It was originally called "You are the key to my genitals" (representing James's deep undying love towards his soulmate and deer friend Lily...)
but then we got hounded by conservative reviewers.
please drop a line, we'd love some feedback
keep up the great work
xx
p.s. we love Irish people (esp. TEH MEN)

This story is hilarious! It's "teh shitz!" Continue in your quest to stop canon rape, comrade.

Can you send this to every tweeny author? Although they might see it as a guide *face-palm*
Love the fic and teh everytingnessyness. I admit some of my earlier fics were wandering dangerously down that path. :(
And you're oirish are ye? What part? Will you be watching the All-Ireland? ^^
Wonderful stuff!
Sina xx

omygod this fic is so bad that its utterly brilliant. which yes i know is what you were going for. really quite hysterical. the writing style is so hysterical, i absolutely love the way youve made fun of all the other writers. its pure brilliance

...dying...

LOL I had never had so much fun reading a fic before! Your work is absolutely superb!
And I agree with you 100 percent: why do James and Sirius have to be such men-whores? Why, WHY do people fill their fanfictions with so many muggle things?! Dim-witted fans...

Anyway, congratulations for your wonderful work, hope to see more from you soon!

I SO wish that the horrible writers, who actually like stories like this, read your story! But, for the rest of us, it is so much fun...mocking others is always fun, I guess. ;) It was hilarious and a constructive(? I hope. better than flames, anyway) way to vent your anger. Your author notes are bloody funny, too. Quidditch-Toned earlobes? I can't stop laughing!

Hahaha this story is rockin. Please continue soon.

great update!

great update! do you actually speak French? i do

responde back please!@