Loved it! Great to read a parody. Thanks for a good laugh.

I loved it. :D

You. Must. Update. I am very mad seeing the update date.

“Seeley,” Bones wailed. “I need you to make me feel better. I keep picturing that awful, awful man coming closer with that feather to tickle my feet. I’m scarred for life!”

Lmao. Genius. I am enjoying this so much. I am freaking sick on a beautiful Saturday and this story makes me happy. I am laughing so hard.

It’s female, Caucasian. The last thing she ate was chicken enchiladas, she had two sisters, and she went to Georgetown. Her favourite sport was rugby, although she never played it. She liked to watch it. She had blond hair and brown eyes. She was killed by a man about six feet tall. Cause of death: strangulation.” She looked up at Booth. “She also broke her arm when she was three and a half. Her approximate age is 21 years, four months, six days, thirteen hours, six minutes, and—“ Bones looked at her watch. “—51 seconds old. 52 seconds. 53. 54. 55. 56…” Booth frowned at Bones.

“Tempe, can you say all that in plain English please? I don’t understand your scientific speak.” Bones sighed.

“Girl. 21 years old.”



I love this so far. It makes me laugh. :D

hilarious :D
thanks for that

Okay, this is hilarious! Being an avid Bones fan, I ought to be a little offended, but this is just too funny! The first sentence seemed a little backwards though . . .

Oh my god... I can't breath! Someone call the FBI your story is the murder weapon! Not cause it's bad or anything, but cos I think I'm gonna die laughing!

Ari

There is only one word that accurately describes this story: Epic.

You had me histerically laughing after reading the first sentence. My face hurts. xD I LOVE IT.

OMG! It's hard to choose my favorite part, I laughed so much! But I have to admit that the whole Parker thing almost made me cry! I've read it so many times in other fictions!!

“Well, Parker, that’s a question intended to create a really awkward situation with a level of sexual tension so high that Angela’s nose would probably go into sensory overdrive.”

“I know, Daddy! That’s why I asked! Everyone knows that the only reason I exist is because I’m a plot device with the sole purpose of moving your relationship with Dr. Bones along.”

Well, everytime this little boy of 5, 6, or even 7 (futurefic, of course) he always speaks like a genius, and after having seen Brennan like 2 times in his entire life, he wants to be a scientist like his favourite mommy, after Rebecca who only exists in order to destroy the perfect relationship Seeley and Tempe have, which by the way got them married and with so many children "Bones" turned into a baby-maker. Let's not forget, each time she was kidnapped and Booth comes and save the world! And all that in one chapter! This is so incredible, sweetie!

oh my god, this is hilarious, great chaps... jajajaj update soon please...


HawkAngel

this was amazing!!

favorite parts?

“Hmm, I seem to have fallen asleep at work again. I guess I should get the spare clothes I keep here for just that reason and go have a shower.” Tempe spoke out loud even though no one was in her office or the lab. After all, it was only 5am.

“I am kinda tired babe. So instead of spending the next twenty minutes telling you that you need to rest and should go home and sleep in your bed, I’m just gonna leave so you can pine after me then drift off into a restless sleep wondering if I love you.”

Booth flashed her yet another charm smile. He couldn’t remember the last time he had given her a regular smile. It always had to be one with a high level of charm.

“Conspiracy,” Jack simply said.

“It’s female, Caucasian. The last thing she ate was chicken enchiladas, she had two sisters, and she went to Georgetown. Her favourite sport was rugby, although she never played it. She liked to watch it. She had blond hair and brown eyes. She was killed by a man about six feet tall. Cause of death: strangulation.” She looked up at Booth. “She also broke her arm when she was three and a half. Her approximate age is 21 years, four months, six days, thirteen hours, six minutes, and—“ Bones looked at her watch. “—51 seconds old. 52 seconds. 53. 54. 55. 56…”

Since it was mechanically altered, its evil cackle sounded more like someone who had choked on a fish while trying to sing opera underwater.

Booth almost never saw her scared and vulnerable, except when she was being kidnapped or when something emotional and sad happened. Which, actually, was most of the time, so nevermind.

Angela paused and added “Crap, I forgot to add ‘sweetie’ to two sentences.”

HAHAHAHHA! this is legitimately hysterical.

Found this story while weeding through some Bones fiction. Thank you so much for this parody. Unfortunately there really are too many non-parodical Bones fics out there that read like this.

So, B/B are going to have babies, huh - very original.

I was a little surprised at how quickly Bren tells Booth. Shouldn't there be chapters on end about how to tell him and his reaction when he finds out accidentally?

So is the next chapter going to be all "angsty" with how neither of them could measure up to being a parent?

Oh well, look at it this way, now Parker has more plot devices he can play with. Unless these plot devices make him obsolete...

Thanks again for the laugh, I look forward to an update.
RL