I. absolutely. ADORE. this. This was always my first assumption when that happened to Ling! I wish you could continue this! :3

That would totally kick ** if it was true.

One thing, though. You mention 'parchament', the message was on a bandage.

Very interesting. Keep it up! : )

Oh, and WHAT a random theory. I LOVE it. Thank you.

*goes off to share story*