I could have sworn I reviewed this... but oh well. I was going back through my favorite stories and I couldn't help but pick this one up again. It's well written and packs just the right amount of humor. At first, I had my doubts about KairixYuffie, but then the pairing grew on me as I read this fic. I can now officially claim that I love this pair, but I can't seem to find any other good stories about them.

It's a lovely story overall. I'm hoping for a sequel. :) Keep up the awesome work!

this was one of the most awesomest stories i have read in a long time!! It made me laugh so hard and had me thinking of my own relaitionship. <3 man i really loved this. You PWN!

<3 NinjaNat

my gosh! dude this story is fuckin awesome! the waii you ended it off is PERFECT! i LOVED it. omg i love this storii!

I loved it. I was sad when it ended.

Wow, i can't believe i read this whole thing in one sitting! I enjoyed it much more than I had expected just from the summary!

Sora made a move to jump in front of her, waving his hands. “Not in this condition you’re not, oh no.” He folded the tray up in his arms, “We have a day off tomorrow and it’s Memorial Day weekend after all …so you’re staying over here and we’re having an uber gay cheering up session. Besides, mom grilled up all this food and I need someone to help me eat it.” He added in sheepishly. - He's so adorable X]

AND ABOUT TIME THEY TALKED. I was getting worried D: XD

'We spent the entire night talking about absolutely nothing and giggling like two love sick fools. ...We were though.' - I really like this line X]

I cooked the both of us something to eat, which was interrupted by a little pre-breakfast making out session, which soon ended when I realized that the toast I had put in the toaster had recently caught on fire. It was a rather …delightful way to start the morning. - So first you put Demyx on fire and now you put a piece of toast on fire? :P -shifty eyes- XD

Sora then proceeded to scream his head off and run to tell the whole entire planet the news. - I've said it before and I'll say it again: FUCK your Sora is ADORABLE :3

Lovely conclusion. As always your stories are a fantastic read. Brilliant concepts, brilliant reading, brilliantly written... I can't wait for your next piece, be it an update of 'Pocketship' or the first chapter of 'Inertia Creeps' sequel.

Best of luck to you :)

“Cobstar Braship?” - WIN. Gabe Saporta would be proud ;)

”I came here to shake your ass tonight! Don’t care about your dirty measures for you!” - 'SHUT UP! We won't stop!' -bops around- I'm listening to 'Guilty Pleasure' now thank you very much. XD

A short pale man was currently dancing to Dance Floor Anthem by Good Charlotte, and was about to take off his sparkly gold underwear when the video ended and they slapped a red banner over his private parts telling people to go to the site if they wanted to see him continue to dance. - XDXDXDXDXDXD

Kairi felt her face go on fire, and promptly felt like passing out at that moment, GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER. - lulz.

“What the hell is wrong with you? You’re about as red as a …a red …thing.” Yuffie scratched her head. - XD! I love how this echoed her words from earlier!

Oh snap? How did she remember then? o.o

“Oh …oh, hold on. …Dammit, Riku …move your ass. …Well …yes, I do like it. …No …no get …Rik— OH MY GOD OATHKEEPER GET OUT OF MY GARBAGE YOU LITTLE RETARD!” - XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

“Sorry about that, Oathkeeper was eating …um …well …something.” He coughed.

“I don’t even want to know.”

“No …I …I don’t think you do.” He coughed, “So, what’s up?” - Condom? XD

“Hahah, you said butt!” Riku chimed from the background. - XD!

“Right and I have crabs.”

“OH MY GOD YOU DO?!” Sora screamed, instantly crashing and knocking something over. “Don’t fall …don’t fall …oh shit. OH SHIT DAMMIT! …OATHKEEPER STOP BARKING DAMMIT! GET OUT OF MY WINDOW! OH SHIT WHAT THE HELL!” - OUT OF THE WINDOW?? XDXDXDXDXDXD

Yuffie’s naked …in your house. …Naked, Kairi. N. A. K. E. D. Do you know what you could DOwith a naked Yuffie? Gahh! Shut up mind! - Lots of things. Maybe put that dildo into good use. You're turning me into Riku now o.o XDXDXDXD

“…” My hand …is on …her boob. - Grope grope?

“…You fell into her arms?”

“Yes.”

“…By accident?”

“Yes.”

“And touched her boobs?”

“One.”

“…We’re moving on up, Kairi.”

“Die.” - XDXDXDXD Ah, I love how they bicker :3

Or what Kairi liked to call it, Don’t-Go-On-Before-You-Eat-Or-You-Might-Throw-Up-Everything-You-Just–Ate. That comment was more or less directed at Sora with a menacing glare. Bad memories from grade school ...they were somewhat hard to shake. - Disturbing... but oh so amusing!

Thank God it’s so dark in here …my face it probably as red as …a red thing. - As a tomato? :3

Yuffie and Rikku were talking again. - OHFUCKINGSNAP?

“RIKU! GO AWAY! I’M TRYING TO HAVE AN INDEPTH CONVERSATION WITH KAIRI! …NO I’M NOT TELLING YOU WHAT WE’RE TALKING ABOUT! …FUCK IF I KNOW GO LOOK IN THE FRIDGE! …DAMMIT, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? EAT ME OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME? FAT AS. FATTY FATTY TUBBY RIKU! GET OFF OF ME FATTY! OH MY GOD YOU’RE HEAVY! COME ON, KAIRI’S IN CRISIS!” He picked up the phone again, “HEH-llo?” - frh 97bsrt98hrth WINWINWINWINWINWIN. WIN. WIN. WIN.

“Sora …”

“Yes?”

“There …are no palm trees in the ocean.” - XD.

Your Sora and Kairi get along so well together, its just freaking adorable X]

Riku would be turning eighteen by the end of this month. To Sora, that meant, “OH MY GOD RIKU! YOU CAN BUY US NAUGHTY THINGS NOW!” Which was beyond disgusting and I didn’t even want to know what naughty things he wanted Riku to buy. I’d leave them to do that type of stuff on their own time. I hardly wanted to indulge in the sex life of my two best friends. - XD!

DUN DUN DUN.

I slammed the door as hard as I could, praying to whatever higher power there was, to force Riku’s car to break down or catch on fire, or SOMETHING. - XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD She really hates Riku in this, lmao.

I only spaz out all the time because I think I’m going to have a freaking heart attack every time I’m around Yuffie. AND HER STRIPPING DOWN RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME WAS NOT HELPING MY CASE ANY. - XD!

Yuffie sat down, letting out a sigh of relief as she sipped on her frappucino, “I don’t care what anyone says, these things are an orgasm in a cup.” - LOL.

OUCH at the end.

“Buckle up,” Riku snapped, starting the car again. He slammed his foot down on the gas peddle a little bit too hard, jerking Kairi forward in her seat.

Kairi pressed her face against the seat and looked at Sora, mouthing, “What’s wrong with him?”

“Undersexed.” Sora mouthed back and shrugged. “Rikku.”

“Not now, Sora.” He snapped, jerking the car around some idiot who was parked in the middle of the street, “LEARN TO DRIVE YOU ASSHOLE!” He yelled out his window. - XDXDXDXD

Yuffie dragged her into the loud gym where Avenged Sevenfold’s “Beast and the Harlot” was currently playing. They arrived shortly at the table where the group was sitting at. - YES.

“I rather like my wall, thank you.” - XD

Y'know, I love your scene descriptions :)

Naminé’s seventeenth birthday passed on the 4th. She was so happy to finally see ‘the naughty movies’ that they showed here. …My cousin is a closet pervert. I knew it. - XDXDXDXD

Piercing? Well, looks like Yuff's really havin' an effect on Kairi :)

omg? Axel only SLIGHTLY tipsy? Da fark? XD

'We got a little loss.' - 'Lost'.

The whole Axel and Roxas scene was fucking priceless XD -high five-

Sweet ending :D

I’ve never had a boyfriend.

…Okay, I’ve had one.

Wakka. - OHGODNO. XD

Wakka kissed weirdly. It was like having a slug swarm all over your face, leaving a messy trail of saliva everywhere. It was not very pleasant to tell you the truth. - XD OHmyGODNO. XDXDXD

So let’s add this all up.

Lack of boyfriends, completely turned off by getting kissed by a boy, am most certainly a fag hag, fantasize about hot big breasted girls, first kiss is with a girl, got a 100 on a ‘are you a lesbian quiz?’ …equals?

DING DING DING

NOT A LESBIAN!

Let’s just sayt I’m bi as of now. - Lovely conclusion XD

COBRA STARSHIP. YES.

'He’s totally not his boyfriend...”

“I bet your mother’s having a field day.” - XD

And the long night begins.