I swear to god, that had to be the most random story I have ever read.
WELL DONE
I couldn't stop laughing

That was great. In a horrid, tragic way.

*goes emo*

I hate you. And I hate this like totally stupid fic. Now excuse me while I go read Hoogiman's fics.

YAYAYAY!

Oh wait, it's angsty!

ANGSTANGSTANGSTANGSTANST!

Yay:

'“What- (gulp) are you- (gulp) at least let me- (gulp) say- (gulp) SOMETHING- (gulp)!” Roy tried saying as he was forced to swallow cans of vegetables.'

REVIEW TSAR!

Your writing quality is improving!

SO IS THE HUMOR?

(Do you guys spell humour without a u? That just looks stupid.)

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This review was brought to you by... sleep depravation!

AT THIS LATE TIME OF FIVE PM!

THE END

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...This will go down as one of the best parody one-shots in the history of Fanfiction. You deserve this! (hands out a cookie)

What an angsty story...*sniffs*. It was so beautiful that I died. Yay!!

I cried...

(Although you may not realise it, this story was so un-angsty and so stupid that it was more funny than emotional. Now, I'm a smart person, so I know you didn't mean it to be funny, but I laughed *at* your story anyway. Sucker.)

Aw, that was so deep and tragic! *slits wrists rapidly*

I want a pitbull tux...